Starts her day, she goes to take a bath, but has a scare.
Cats are all around her, they are shredding up her underwear.
It's just an utter shame.
Slitting up her stockings, messing on her shoes,
Ripping up the pockets of her stained coat.
It's such an utter shame.

At the office, gets a paper cut, a nail does break.
Spills her cup of coffee, then she runs to pee, but she's too late.

It's such an utter shame. Boo boo boo hoo hoo!
It's just an utter shame. Boo boo boo hoo hoo!
It's such an utter shame.

So bad, so bad,
Lunch time, with meat gone bad.
A crone in her department sure smells,
Then her boss gets so steamed, has her pay withheld.

Ah... strange, so bad, her luck,
And she's bummed and deranged,
Then she heaves something strange.
So had,
Sometimes she feels so had.

As she goes to leave the office right at quitting time,
Evil bashers hound her
When she asks if she can bum a ride.

It's such an utter shame. Boo boo boo hoo hoo!
It's just an utter shame. Boo boo boo hoo hoo!
It's such an utter shame.

No cabs, no cabs,
Some plight, she sees no cabs.
So far to her apartment. She yells.
Then a storm gathers steam, starts to rain like hell.

Lacks... change, no cash for bus.
So she thumbs, then she waves,
But the dweeb drives away.
So mad.
Must stride. Her knees go bad.

Ends her day, she goes to feed the cats, but cupboard's bare.
Grabs a pound of flounder. As she's cooking, cats go on a tear.
It's just an utter shame.
Nipping at her knock knees, shredding up her boots,
Ripping little pockets in her maimed robe.

Oh... it's such an utter shame. Boo boo boo hoo hoo!
It's just an utter shame. Boo boo boo hoo hoo!
It's such an utter shame!