Walking down the board walk
Trying to make a statement
Back from the dentist, golden tooth, brand new
Shiny new, Shiny new

If you ever see me again
Lost some weight and I’m looking thin
Quit the burgers and the greasy fries
No more shakes or the apple pies
If you ever see me again
If you ever see me again

Well my pants fell down with a mighty crash
As I was looking at the sun
And my gold tooth said to the second one there
I hope, you having fun

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
I made them stair, at my under ware
It turned them all around

Looking at my pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground

Well, big mama looked and drew a heavy sigh
She was reaching for her gun
So I grabbed my pants and looked for the door
Not wanting to show my buns

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
They were talking smack, looking at my crack
Saying turn your hat around

Looking at my pants on the ground
Pants on the ground

My,Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground



Well the night was falling as the desert wind
Began to settle down
I was walking like a duck and began to quack
There was something about that sound


Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
And the county judge, found a smudge
Stains forevermore


Looking at my pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground