Jesus judges all your sins but not mine
Socialists are all thieves
Shameless widow tuggin’ at our godly ol’ sleeves
Rebuking with a face like stone
Your selves are my own
You belong to me…
ME!

You know I just don’t care
Our Party’s nearly there
Got to get rid of unnecessary business regulations
You see
Seeeee,
SEE!

Oo! Ya know…
Had enough of high taxes
And all that foolish gay pride
All these flaming liberals
They want to make everything allowed!
They only want to make Man’s laws
Without thinking of God

But now I’m looking at the internet
Judging at all them coquettes
Having ungodly fornication in their greedy Mammon Hell-Corvettes
Oooooooo!
They must be crazy heathens
Abandoned by GOP and God alike
But their votes
Their precious earthly votes
They must be mine must be mine must be mine must be mine, baby!

Here our victory comes
Burn the welfare forms!
O yeah listen up, here I come!
No HPV for whores
O look around, here I come!
Outlaw illicit love affairs
Ooh, here I come!
Maybe just insure your dick and balls
And I’ve got a freaky feeling!
I’ll outlaw the rest

And yeah!
Oh oh oh, I’m feelin’ so rich,
And oh, I feel so godly
I’m starting to think America deserves my body
Aah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-CHECK THAT!

But now my lobbyist’s here
Come on closer!
To my front desk
Come on closer!
You need a fat cheque, boy
Come on closer!
And make a new old way
Come on closer!
But uh-oh my wife
Has just come in the door
And she’s askin’ a me,
What’s that fat sinner man here
What’s that sinner guy here for?
And I sayyyy…

Ohh, he is so nice!
Don’t worry, baby
Ooo, he is so pious!
And I wouldn’t let a hellbound liberal atheist near my
Bo-o-o, bo-o-o, bo-o-o, body!

But now this wife of mine she screams to me
What’s this corporate asshole’s name?!

And I can’t stop
I can’t help
And I can’t stop
And I can’t help it
And I’m like
And I’m
And I’m like, I’m-a-like-like, baby…

G….
O…
P…
I…
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Oo! G-O-P-I-A!
Glory G… OP!
G-O-P-I-A!
God gonna bless the G… O-P
G-O-P-I-A!
Aye-ya-ya-ya-ya
G… O P
G-O-P-I-A

Because Jesus judges the sins of those gi-i-i-i-i-irrrrlllllllllllsssssssss….
But not MI-IIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!