From the chill of a winter night
There's a bright shining ray of light
When the team called the Patriots died
And from then on their fans cried

When a man named Tom Brady
Was trying to go crazy
As his team have come so far
They slammed right into a bar

I knew Tom Brady cried
I knew it's the night the Patriots died
Fellas, what a fight that they would play
Fellas, what a hype that made us stay
We are glad!

I laughed when Pats fans cried
I heard they died the night Tom Brady cried
Fellas, I saw Pats fans at the bar
Fellas, I saw Welker stuffed with tar
That's too far

And the hound of the Pats fans fled
Down the streets just like Kane's old sled
Tried to avoid the Giants fans
Just dismembered Brady's plans

Pats fans have all came to meet
Mourning the fall of their cheats
Then I asked someone, "U mad?"
He said, "We are really sad."

I heard the Pats fans cried
I heard they mourn the night Tom Brady died
People watched the game what was played
People watched that team that got flayed
Well displayed!

And the Pats fans cried
I saw them cry the night Tom Brady died
People watched the game on display
People loathed the game that was played
They're dismayed!

Their team had took a huge fall
As Welker had dropped the ball
Their fans still living in lies
Later MM* stood inside
There's nowhere for Pats to hide
And now we are here to stay

The night Patriots died
The night Patriots died
Fellas, what a fight that they would play
Fellas, what a hype that made us stay
We're in glee

The night Tom Brady cried
The night Tom Brady cried
People watched the game what was played
People watched that team that got flayed
What a day!

The night Tom Brady died
The night Tom Brady died
People watched the game on display
People loathed the game that was played
He's diseased!