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Song Parodies -> "October Surprise"
Original Song Title:
"Summer Nights"
Original Performer:
Olivia Newton John & John Travolta
Parody Song Title:
"October Surprise"
Parody Written by:
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
The Lyrics
First draft was written on November 1, 2016 to commemorate the previous month's political events and posted under the Grease (cast) section. Minor edits to this version.
[Donald]
October stumpin', runnin' for Prez.
[Hillary]
October stumpin', distort all he says!
[Donald]
First debate: did pretty good.
[Hillary]
Sounded scripted, looking like wood.
[Democrats]
October days dwindlin' away, time for-- an October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[NBC]
There's this ten year old tape!
[Republicans]
Tell me more!
[Donald]
I just talked,
But her husband did rape!
[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
[Donald]
Second de-bate, I mopped the floor!
[Hillary]
He brought out these old bimbos and whores!
[Donald]
She called my supporters deplorable!
[Hillary]
I'm just a gal, sweet and adorable!
[Democrats]
October mud turned out a dud, time for-- new October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Podesta]
Keep on calling him "bigot"!
[Republicans]
Tell me more!
[Limbaugh]
Stick to facts,
And just turn up the spigot!
[Everyone]
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
[Donald]
Thirty years of nothing but lies!
[Hillary]
Just coincidence when someone dies.
[Donald]
It's all rigged, but we'll reach our goals!
[Hillary]
Why aren't I fifty up in the polls?
[Democrats]
Hill and Slick can't make mud stick, where's our-- new October Surprise?
[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Republicans]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Wikileaks]
Help yourselves to our dump!
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[LA Times]
God! She's losing to Trump!
[Republicans]
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEAH!
[Hillary]
He hates Hispanics, Muslims and females!
[Donald]
What was in all those 30K emails?
[Hillary]
I'm just tired, just sew up this race….
[Comey]
Hey, guess what! I've reopened your case!
[Everyone]
Whoa!
[FBI]
Weiner's drive made that case revive! Sorry for-- this October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Whoa, whoa, whoa
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Hillary]
Like, what's in all your files?
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Comey]
Sorry, that's not our style!
[Hillary]
Comey's crooked! He's working for Trump!
[Hannity]
You believe that, you're just a chump!
[Hillary]
He'll ruin our kids, women and nation!
[Donald]
Time to audit the Clinton Foundation!
[Democrats]
October dreams ripped at the seams….
[Republicans]
Take THAT October Surpri-ise!…
[Everyone]
Tell me more, tell me mo-o-ore!
October stumpin', runnin' for Prez.
[Hillary]
October stumpin', distort all he says!
[Donald]
First debate: did pretty good.
[Hillary]
Sounded scripted, looking like wood.
[Democrats]
October days dwindlin' away, time for-- an October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[NBC]
There's this ten year old tape!
[Republicans]
Tell me more!
[Donald]
I just talked,
But her husband did rape!
[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
[Donald]
Second de-bate, I mopped the floor!
[Hillary]
He brought out these old bimbos and whores!
[Donald]
She called my supporters deplorable!
[Hillary]
I'm just a gal, sweet and adorable!
[Democrats]
October mud turned out a dud, time for-- new October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Podesta]
Keep on calling him "bigot"!
[Republicans]
Tell me more!
[Limbaugh]
Stick to facts,
And just turn up the spigot!
[Everyone]
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
[Donald]
Thirty years of nothing but lies!
[Hillary]
Just coincidence when someone dies.
[Donald]
It's all rigged, but we'll reach our goals!
[Hillary]
Why aren't I fifty up in the polls?
[Democrats]
Hill and Slick can't make mud stick, where's our-- new October Surprise?
[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Republicans]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Wikileaks]
Help yourselves to our dump!
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[LA Times]
God! She's losing to Trump!
[Republicans]
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEAH!
[Hillary]
He hates Hispanics, Muslims and females!
[Donald]
What was in all those 30K emails?
[Hillary]
I'm just tired, just sew up this race….
[Comey]
Hey, guess what! I've reopened your case!
[Everyone]
Whoa!
[FBI]
Weiner's drive made that case revive! Sorry for-- this October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Whoa, whoa, whoa
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Hillary]
Like, what's in all your files?
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Comey]
Sorry, that's not our style!
[Hillary]
Comey's crooked! He's working for Trump!
[Hannity]
You believe that, you're just a chump!
[Hillary]
He'll ruin our kids, women and nation!
[Donald]
Time to audit the Clinton Foundation!
[Democrats]
October dreams ripped at the seams….
[Republicans]
Take THAT October Surpri-ise!…
[Everyone]
Tell me more, tell me mo-o-ore!
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