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Song Parodies -> "You're The One With A Thong"
Original Song Title:
"You're The One That I Want"
Original Performer:
Olivia Newton-john And John Travolta
Parody Song Title:
"You're The One With A Thong"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
you got cheek cells multiplying
and you got no control,
if you show them I'll be dying
it's just horrifying
you better shape up,
cause you got a hungry bum
and your wedgie's just so huge
you better shape up
you should understand
one ass cheeks the size of two,
yes it's true, it's the atkins plan for you
you're the one with a thong
you're the one with a thong
you're the one with a thong
that you don't need
cheeks just filled with confections
way too large to convey
masticate with less affection
fast today
I better shape up,
cause you need your man
who can show his cheeks outside
I better shape up
as my ass improves
all your love is justified
now it's poor,
all that fat hangs down inside
you're the one with a thong
you're the one with a thong
you're the one with a thong
that you don't need
and you got no control,
if you show them I'll be dying
it's just horrifying
you better shape up,
cause you got a hungry bum
and your wedgie's just so huge
you better shape up
you should understand
one ass cheeks the size of two,
yes it's true, it's the atkins plan for you
you're the one with a thong
you're the one with a thong
you're the one with a thong
that you don't need
cheeks just filled with confections
way too large to convey
masticate with less affection
fast today
I better shape up,
cause you need your man
who can show his cheeks outside
I better shape up
as my ass improves
all your love is justified
now it's poor,
all that fat hangs down inside
you're the one with a thong
you're the one with a thong
you're the one with a thong
that you don't need
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