Song Parodies -> "Hopelessly Addicted To Booze"

Original Song Title:

"Hopelessly Devoted To You"

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Original Performer:

"Hopelessly Addicted To Booze"

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The Lyrics

Do wine a lot at first when woken
By nine I get a thirst for rye
At one I’m tight an’ so…I’m just go gettin’ cans o’ brew

At four it's only rum I'm swillin’
I’ve sat an’ downed a quart or two
My doctor said to me…“It’s nothin’ else but tea for you”

I'm hopelessly addicted to booze

I down poteen on the side
There’s no hooch I haven’t tried
I'm out of my head
Hopelessly addicted to booze
Hopelessly addicted to booze
Hopelessly addicted to booze

My head is layin’ on the loo rim
My sick is sprayin’ in full flow
Peed myself again…my hubby had said, “We’re through”

I'm hopelessly addicted to booze

I down mezcal till I’m fried
Since he pushed my love aside
I'm out of my head
Hopelessly addicted to booze
Hopelessly addicted to booze
Hopelessly addicted to booze

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Peregrin - October 24, 2022 - Report this comment

Ah ha! Nice twist toward the end. I had naturally assumed that our soaked to the gills protagonist was a guy. RIP Olivia Neutron-Bomb. Dr's visit will cost $5.55. BTW, Andy, do you still have access to your Inthe00s account? I have sent you a message in there. Can you please reply. If not, please let me know by return message here and then please check back for my reply. Thanks.

Andy Primus - October 24, 2022 - Report this comment

Cheers Pip. Got the message. I'll reply

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