I adored her from afar, she seemed a cute fox
Wanted beastly bulging beauty to pursue
I could see her tooth reflecting in the mirror
And her psychopathic grin on lips of doom

I know hunky mama wrestles, she’s a pounder
And that gal’s a gal who likes to bring the pain
For my misanthropic madame, she’s a mad one
With punch she’ll bring some lovin’ unrestrained

She’s just a tease
Built like B-17
When you hear gong
She goes King Kong
Don’t provoke her
She’s just a tease
One fist throw from her means
You won’t ever talk
You’ll eat through straw that bends

Well I felt the time was ready, this my high noon
So I drank and called, “My dear, bring worst to me.”
In midair, she thwacked and hammered me a new thrill
Senseless beatin’ is the state I wanna be

When I woke, I heard a sound, my respirator
That windmill left, could see the stars go spinnin’ by
Now beside my bed, dear honey strokes my fractures
Saw her tooth was grinning, want her for my bride

She’s just a tease
She loves mean repartee
Shares her sly look
Then her right hook
Found her oak floor
She’s just a tease
Got my gold queen of mean
I’m not ever gonna eat with teeth again.