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Song Parodies -> "Lotta Blood"
Original Song Title:
"Lotta Love"
Original Performer:
Nicolette Larsen
Parody Song Title:
"Lotta Blood"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
I'm gonna take a lotta blood
My name is Dracula
I'm gonna take a lotta blood
A haemo-globin star
It's your corpuscular inflections
They did not escape my eye
Your neck needs inspection
From teeth of I...
I'm gonna take a lotta blood
I'll get a fill tonight
And when I've slaked your jugular
Just know it's lust, not spite
Though, if you, of me are stating
"A European loon"
There's no point 'bout complainin', my attitude
Wanna lotta blood
Gotta lotta blood
It's gonna take a lotta blood
To sate my crave for gore
Desanguination ain't too tough
It's Transylvanior
I wanna drink a lotta blood
Don't wanna think o' clotted blood
A pumpin' coronary thud
I'm gonna make aortas flood...
My name is Dracula
I'm gonna take a lotta blood
A haemo-globin star
It's your corpuscular inflections
They did not escape my eye
Your neck needs inspection
From teeth of I...
I'm gonna take a lotta blood
I'll get a fill tonight
And when I've slaked your jugular
Just know it's lust, not spite
Though, if you, of me are stating
"A European loon"
There's no point 'bout complainin', my attitude
Wanna lotta blood
Gotta lotta blood
It's gonna take a lotta blood
To sate my crave for gore
Desanguination ain't too tough
It's Transylvanior
I wanna drink a lotta blood
Don't wanna think o' clotted blood
A pumpin' coronary thud
I'm gonna make aortas flood...
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Strange that you posted a parody today--I was thinking about you two in the wee hours of the morning--scary, huh?
Bloody marvelous.
love the vampire parodies....i've visited nicolette's grave...5s
Great job on an overlooked OS.
Hm, Alvin -- til you mentioned it, I didn't even realize Nicolette was dead.
Clots of great lines!
Your parodies never suck and this is no exception ! Excellent job !
Thank you everyone! :-)
Excelllenttt
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