Fold hand, look at my cards
A six is the highest you dealt.
Fold hand, cheaters beware
A marked card is what I just felt.

Fold hand, poker tour fan
Bringin’ down this gamblin’ man.
Wearing shades just to hide the glare
This hand without a pair.

Ace high, look in my eye
Kings and Queens sure make you sly
But your Jack can’t multiply
Your full-house my ass.

Fold hand, take a look at my cards
I’ve been screwed all night.
I need someone to deal me
a straight flush right.
Ah, crap look at my hand
Now you can fly a kite.

Willie Mays, I call and you raise
No where’d you get that Ace of Spades?
Camera’s got you in its sights
You busted piece of crap.

I’ve been, one to bluff
Seeing how you’re rough and tough
Full of lies and greedy guff
This jackpot winked at you.

Fold hand, take a look at my cards
I’ve been screwed all night.
I need someone to deal me
a straight flush right.
Ah, crap look at my hand
Now you can fly a kite.

Fold hand, look at my cards
A six is the highest you dealt.
Fold hand, look at my cards
A six is the highest you dealt.