Garbage can better keep your lid
For your contents have turned pu-trid
Garbage rotting there by the curb
Need no sign that says, "Don't disturb"
Garbage can

I smell fish heads and boy, they reek
Crap from the cat box that sat for weeks
Leftover garlic, onions and leeks
Full of old fruit and bad eggs crackin'
So strong, so strong, so strong ahhh.

Garbage can better keep your lid
For your contents have turned pu-trid
Garbage rotting there in the street
Flies are waving flags in defeat
Garbage can

What a smell, the grass is turning brown
When is that trash man going to come around?
My next door neighbor moved out of town
I hear screamin' and dogs are howlin'
So strong, so strong, so strong, so strong
Ahhhhh!