-> "Please Don't Buy That Flour"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"
Parody Song Title:
"Please Don't Buy That Flour"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Denny
The Lyrics
Where d'you buy that flour?
........................................................From the local grocer.
You hardly bake good bread any more:
It's thrown out of the door
At the end of the day.
........................................................I remember when
........................................................You couldn't wait to eat it;
........................................................Used to hate to leave it.
What was that wholemeal
You were using last night?
........................................................Well it's good for you
........................................................And it's better than white.
But how long have you had it?
It doesn't taste right.
Please don't buy that flour
Any more.
...................................................I never found it easy
...................................................To make perfect scones like Grandma.
But Grandma's scones don't
Bounce any more:
They just lay on the floor
Till we sweep them away.
................................................. And baby I remember
...................................................All the things mum taught me:
...................................................I learned how to bake
................................................... And I learned how to fry.
I got sauce in my hair
And crumbs in my eye.
....................................................Remember that egg yolk
....................................................That splashed on your tie?
But please don't buy that flour
Any more.
.....................................................D'you fancy a curry?
Indian or Thai?
.....................................................I won't pickle gherkins.
Won't pinch your chocolate raisins.
If you don't buy that flour .........I won't buy that flour
Any more ....................................Any more
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