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Song Parodies -> "Condi is Aunt Jemima"
Original Song Title:
"Steppin' On A Spaniel"
Original Performer:
National Lampoon
Parody Song Title:
"Condi is Aunt Jemima"
Parody Written by:
Offender
The Lyrics
The original song, in case you're wondering where to get a copy, is from a compilation of several recordings from the National Lampoon Radio Hour entitled "Buy This Box Or We'll Shoot This Dog." Their song would probably inspire the PETA to lob a grenade through National Lampoon's windows if they played it today. As for this one, I can only begin to imagine how many groups might blow their collective stacks over it. But that's the point, after all.
We don't need no white boys to deride
Or even rednecks when we're being snide
Even Bush is not quite qualified,
Though we'll call him a dumb chimp on the side...
Forgive us you N-Double-A-C-P;
We're slandering right-wingers now, you see.
We like to do two at a time, or three.
For this one, we'll do Powell and Condi:
Condi is Aunt Jemima,
Sylvester is the bomb,
Wolfowitz a hymie,
Powell is Uncle Tom.
Maybe we can compare Clarence Thomas to Sambo;
While we're at it, Ann Coulter is a dumb blonde, hi ho!
Condi is Aunt Jemima,
Moran was just abrupt;
Sharon's a Nazi hymie,
and Lott must be corrupt!
Let Dodd praise Byrd while Lott resigns for praising ol' Stromm!
Condi Rice is Aunt Jemima, Colin Powell's Uncle Tom!
Or even rednecks when we're being snide
Even Bush is not quite qualified,
Though we'll call him a dumb chimp on the side...
Forgive us you N-Double-A-C-P;
We're slandering right-wingers now, you see.
We like to do two at a time, or three.
For this one, we'll do Powell and Condi:
Condi is Aunt Jemima,
Sylvester is the bomb,
Wolfowitz a hymie,
Powell is Uncle Tom.
Maybe we can compare Clarence Thomas to Sambo;
While we're at it, Ann Coulter is a dumb blonde, hi ho!
Condi is Aunt Jemima,
Moran was just abrupt;
Sharon's a Nazi hymie,
and Lott must be corrupt!
Let Dodd praise Byrd while Lott resigns for praising ol' Stromm!
Condi Rice is Aunt Jemima, Colin Powell's Uncle Tom!
The times, they are a-gettin' loopy! I mean, what's next, Barney Frank calling Guckert a faggot or something?
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Condi is not Aunt Jemima, she of pancake syrup, but she sure did help Georgie get us into a sticky situation. Clarence is the Uncle Thomas, actually less qualified to serve on the Supreme Court after 13 years than he was when he was appointed -- and that's scary. Powell goes down in history as the man who threw away more credibility than any man ever has. And Ann Coulter is not a dumb blonde. But she just may be a high ho.
That "chimp" remark hit a little close to home, eh, Pacholek?
555 for you. Offender, I think you got everyone in this one.
Shame on you and shame on those other "tolerant" (not) democrats who posted nice remarks and who gave this author "555s" - Michael Pacholek & Red Ant - This was fact-less, racist, classless, tasteless and right up your allies guys, fitting for your mentality! So, are you going post a bigoted parody about Obama now? He is, after all, black - you intolerant poor excuse for bleeding hearts! My goodness, -- for people to encourage you and your filth is equally as appalling as the parody itself.. shame on you and your groupies! (But great for normal people to see so they can run from the party that is filled with party members of this juvenile mindset)
I'm intolerant? The fact that I haven't wiped your libellous and hateful comments off of this site nor inthe00s.com when I've had the ability to do so for nearly two years shows the quite opposite. You don't know me, you never made an attempt to know me (despite the fact I did so for you several times here at first), and your continued assumptions that I'm a Democrat are ignorant. I've rarely seen you comment on any parody in any positive or meaningful way, even with those who have done that for you. The real shame, Linda, is that when you aren't so entrenched in an unfounded political crap fest with anyone who disagrees with you in the slightest you can actually write a good parody.
Linda sounds like quite a character. I would have been interested to read her parodies before she was banned. Not that I like her attitude or anything, I would have just liked to see what the hubbub was all about.
Silver Power, Linda Terhune's parodies are still here, unlike those of most others who were banned. The parodies are mostly Republican-themed, and are similar to many of Malcolm Higgins' or virtually all of Poli-Tick-Ly Incorrect's parodies because of their highly opinionated conservative nature. About the parody, DKTOS, so no vote.
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