[McCain]
I'm a maverick and I'm OK
My veep's alright, and she isn't gay

[Republicans]
He's a maverick and he's OK,
His veep's far right, and she sure ain't gay

[McCain]
I smile and wave, I make a speech
I go to the lavatory.
I'm glad that I chose Sarah
Palin as my V.P.

[Republicans]
He smiles and waves, he makes a speech
Goes to the lavatory.
We're all glad he chose Sarah
Palin as his V.P.

[Everyone]
I'm/he's a maverick and I'm/he's OK
My veep's not bright, but she looks.. wha-hey!

[McCain]
Afghanistan, I have a plan:
I'll send out loads more tanks
We'll borrow all the money
'Cause now we own the banks

[Republicans]
Afghanistan, has a great plan
To send a load more tanks
By borrowing the money
From our own bailed-out banks????


[Everyone]
I'm/he's a maverick and I'm/he's OK
His veep's less bright than Bush.. oy vey

[McCain]
I look like I don't want the job
My body doesn't lie
My V.P. is a girlie,
She'll run things when I die

[Republicans]
He looks like he don't want the job..
This campaign's been a lie...

[Everyone]
I'm/he's a maverick and I'm/he's OK
My veep's not bright, she'll be prez some day

He's a maverick and he's OKaaaaaaaaaa
...aaaaaaay,
His veep's far right, can she win? No way