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Song Parodies -> "A Different View Pt. 3: Lagoon Lady"
Original Song Title:
"Mystic Lady"
Original Performer:
Missouri
Parody Song Title:
"A Different View Pt. 3: Lagoon Lady"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Remember Dennis the peasant? In this scene, Arthur sings about how the Lady of the Lake gave him Excalibur, which is why he is now king. I know a lagoon & a lake aren't exactly the same thing, but I had to find a way to fit it into the title. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Lagoon Lady,
She’s why I got the crown.
They think I’m crazy,
But that’s how it went down.
Floatin’ in the lake,
Holdin’ up Excalibur.
Now I am the king,
All because of her!
Oh, Lagoon Lady,
Tell them you’re no lie!
[break]
Magic sword,
It is my reward!
Unwashed hordes,
They think I’m out of my gourd!
Mandates from the mass
Cannot trump her will!
She’s not a tart,
And I am not a shill!
Lagoon Lady,
Tell them you’re no lie!
Lagoon Lady,
I’ve got the crown ‘till I die!
Lagoon Lady…
She’s why I got the crown.
They think I’m crazy,
But that’s how it went down.
Floatin’ in the lake,
Holdin’ up Excalibur.
Now I am the king,
All because of her!
Oh, Lagoon Lady,
Tell them you’re no lie!
[break]
Magic sword,
It is my reward!
Unwashed hordes,
They think I’m out of my gourd!
Mandates from the mass
Cannot trump her will!
She’s not a tart,
And I am not a shill!
Lagoon Lady,
Tell them you’re no lie!
Lagoon Lady,
I’ve got the crown ‘till I die!
Lagoon Lady…
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being repressed.
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