Another hit, Jon! Great job! 555 cheers for Trump!

^ Thank Ya! and yes, let's hear it for President Trump!

Jon, what will you be working on next? I think you missed it in the comments section a while back when someone sarcastically said that we Middle Age men still had "eggnog, superheroes, and Hitler!" The first two could have been a swipe against you and me, but adding Hitler aimed it at me. I didn't take offense though. And so today of my 4 parodies, 3 were about eggnog, a superhero, and Hitler!!! It actually is a workable formula ;-)

^ probably another one of those "Beat It" parodies. then, I'm not sure. I have a few other ideas rolling around though! maybe you, or my mother, will give me another good idea! :)

Jon, I just thought about "Wheat It" but I don't know if you could use that. I don't eat wheat bread or even Wheat Thins!!!

5 points for divisiveness, 5 points for wishful thinking, and 5 Ding-Dongs for gluttony.

Face it, your Black Messiah is gone and Clinton got her arse beat TWICE! She couldn't break the glass ceiling because even women knew she was a habitual liar! Trump is now the 45th POTUS and there's nothing you can do about it you bunch of leftard loonies! ESAD! To Jonathan: you hit the nail on the head.

^ Why "Black Messiah"? Why not just "Messiah"? Let Jonathan defend himself, Rob. He can do a better job.

Rob - "Wheat It" eh? I'll see if I can do anything with that. as of now, I've got one more "Beat It" parody suggestion you made for me, which I will be working on to get submitted this upcoming friday! I will also get to work on our "Soda Pop" collaboration very soon! :)
We Won - Thank You! it's funny isn't it? how the left were so offended at Trump saying he would "wait and see" if he accepted the election results? well, who's not accepting now?
All 5s - if you legitimately gave this parody 5s, despite clearly disagreeing with it, then thank you. however, some points I have to make:
1. divisiveness? yeah, I guess the left ARE being pretty intolerant towards anyone who DOESN'T hate the new President's guts, aren't they? I mean, did you see how they treated Steve Harvey for meeting with the guy?
2. wishful thinking? you mean like thinking the recounts & protests would change anything?
3. gluttony? yeah... I'll admit that one. but, for the record, I don't actually like Ding-Dongs. Hostess has been pretty lousy as of late, I just wrote that to somewhat fit the song. "eat up TWO Ding-Dongs/stay out all night long" see?
4. why "Black Messiah?" hmm... let's see, probably because that was about the only argument the left had to get Obama elected for 2 terms? no seriously, I heard a radio ad during his 2nd run, where the announcer said "if you don't vote Obama, you might as well be burning another cross." seriously, what IS that?! and it was the same with Hillary trying to play the "Woman Card," even Madonna whined about how "women betrayed us!" after Trump won! dry your tears now Madonna, you and the celebs who promised to leave if Trump won, are free to leave at anytime! personally, I'd be fine with a black woman president, so long as her ideals are good. but she can't just run off of accusations of "bigotry" and assume instant victory!
and 5. what makes you think "We Won" is Rob? for all we know, that was just somebody passing through, who hasn't even written a parody yet! so what?

Jon, I thought-out a new parody for "Beat It"- look for it on Monday. As for the Black Messiah thing, it's because I've used the popular term here before. Do a Google Search on Obama the Black Messiah and you'll see a lot of material. I think it was when Farrakhan said it, that it took hold with Black people and throughout the campaign on CNN almost every Black panelist like Angela Rye, Van Jones, Marc Lamont Hill, Bakari Sellers, etc... went out of their way to defend and promote everything Obama did. When Hillary lost, you heard Black people say that Trump will destroy his legacy. Many Blacks say he was the best President ever just because he was Black!!! Oh really? Washington, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin D. Roosevelt, JFK, Reagan, weren't better (to name a few)? ACA would have imploded this year by itself if we REPs left it alone and then the Left would blame us for its failure! The Iran deal is the worst in history. ISIS is still not defeated and you can't really "contain" terrorism or stop Lone Wolf attacks, radicalization. Our Immigration system is still broken and southern border unsecured, and relations with Putin and even our Allies is bad. Obama abandoned Israel and has done nothing to stop N Korea's 3-stage missile development. Obama has let our naval forces be harrassed by China in the S China Sea and in the Straight of Hormuz by Iranian gunboats. Obama led from behind. And do Black people really want me to get started on inner city violence, Black Lives Matter promotion of violence towards cops, the Democrats' broken promises every 4 years to minorities, etc...??? I don't think so.

Give us a break, Jonathan. "We Won" is "passing through"? Yeah, right. Since 2011.
But again, why "BLACK Messiah"? Why not just "Messiah"? Doesn't that make some sort of a point by itself? Why add the word "Black"?
While you guys waste the country's time comparing whose crowds are bigger, I saw thousands of pink hats today. Are you sure you won?

Simple answer? Because the White Messiah is now Trump! White folks don't want to become a minority by the 2030s and yet do want to stop diversity and turn the clock back to the 1950s. Mexicans need to be deported, Blacks need to know their place, and women need to be suppressed and back to barefoot and pregnant with White babies since the birthrate is down. People like Confederate flag waving good old boy Jonathan and the fascist Republicans here 1-bombing anything remotely democratic just don't understand the reality of America today. Americans want diversity and globalization. They want to protect the environment and be provided with free healthcare and higher education. The fact that Trump thinks all Black people live in urban ghettos filled with drugs and violence is proof that he's not up to the task of protecting civil rights and upholding the Constitution. Look for four years of hell. It won't bother Jonathan because he will be eating fatty foods and waiting for eggnog while watching cartoons. It's sad that he can't enter the twenty-first century and have his mind renewed.

Oh yeah? It has been Day 1 with Trump and already the Corrupt News Network is hammering the POTUS on his CIA speech while following Obama as he played golf in California and the protest crowds. Talk about biased reporting. Expect four years or more of this bullsh*t.

Obama was NOT the worst ever by any means, I'd say he was decent on the whole. Didn't know Michael Johnson sang as well as ran in the Olympics (I know, different one but I haven't heard of this one before). In any case, I do believe in giving everyone a chance but don't blindly believe everything will be wonderful or terrible depending on the administration. No one does everything right, no one does everything wrong. Getting back to the song, although DKTOS, still written well

^ BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

No one is forcing you to read my comments. I don't know and don't care what you want and also don't know and don't care why my comments offend and/or bore you but what use is it to complain about comments on this site? I know you're a troll with no life, but still. Actual authors appreciate my comments, and that's who I write them for. I don't write them for complete losers who are offended and/or bored by everything and then complain/make fun of those comments for no reason

Rob - cool, Rob! I'll be on the lookout for it! and good on ya, mate, for explaining the origins of the "Black Messiah" thing. like I said, race probably wouldn't be brought up, if it hadn't been used as a tool to ensure Obama's victory!
Passing Out - if you're still conscious to read this, I just figured that the parody authors here had the guts to use their own screen names when commenting. with perhaps, the exception of yourself. assuming that you do in fact, post parodies here.
Leftist - oh boy... here we go:
1. Trump wants to deport ILLEGAL immigrants! ILLEGAL! why do people keep omitting that key word? they are either incredibly stupid, biased, or both!
2. what's this "Blacks need to know their place" crap? if someday, a black man/woman were to run for president, and they had good ideals, I would be behind them all the way! the fact of the matter is, had Ben Carson won the Republican nomination, I would've voted for him! or are only Democrats TRUE black people? and any conservative black folks out there are fakers?
3. women need to be suppressed? why? because we didn't take the bait, and vote for a woman, solely for being a woman? give me a woman who thinks she can run the country based on good ideas, and not the fact that she has ta-tas, and I'll support her! Hillary's slogan was "I'm with her" remember? Trump said "I'm with YOU" and the people were more interested in somebody who wanted to help the country, rather than somebody who expected the country to help them. what are the odds?
4. I understand the reality of liberals today, they want to be provided with free everything, and never ever have to work for what they want. they want big, shiny, participation trophies, even if they came in 116th place!
and 5. yeah, so I'm not some stuffy vegan who only watches PBS documentaries. I prefer to be happy! something you're clearly doing a bang-up job on! go back to your coloring books & play-doh now fella, you lost!
Turn Right - CNN is extremely biased and untrustworthy. I am braced for 4 (and hopefully 8,) more years of their crying & moaning!
Larry Hensley - nice one! I made the same joke about Michael Johnson, on my other parody of his! as for Obama, yes, several people say that the worst president WAS Jimmy Carter, but Obama topped him! on that note, several people say that Ronald Reagan was the best! thank you for the positive comment, however! :)