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Song Parodies -> "If He Makes it Through December"
Original Song Title:
"If We Make it Through December"
Original Performer:
Merl Haggard
Parody Song Title:
"If He Makes it Through December"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
Christopher Wray announced his resignation on Wednesday... I wonder what he's thinking right now.
If he makes it through December
I’ll get a pardon ‘fore Trump takes control
It's the waiting that’s the killer
And I shiver when I think of where I’ll go
If he makes it through December
Got plans to be on CNN come summertime
Maybe I could start a Pod Cast
If Joe Biden just remembers I’ll be fine
He went off his bean last summer
And the timing’s not the greatest in the world
Changing horses wasn’t in the cards
Since Kamala’s also nutty as a squirrel
It can’t wait till late December
Cause he could drop dead any time, I fear
What’s Joe waiting for? don't understand.
For Trump to get his cabinet into gear?
If he makes it through December
I’ll get a pardon ‘fore Trump takes control
It's the waiting that’s the killer
And I shiver when I think of where I’ll go
If he makes it through December
Got plans to be on CNN come summertime
Maybe I could start a Pod Cast
If Joe Biden just remembers I’ll be fine
I’ll get a pardon ‘fore Trump takes control
It's the waiting that’s the killer
And I shiver when I think of where I’ll go
If he makes it through December
Got plans to be on CNN come summertime
Maybe I could start a Pod Cast
If Joe Biden just remembers I’ll be fine
He went off his bean last summer
And the timing’s not the greatest in the world
Changing horses wasn’t in the cards
Since Kamala’s also nutty as a squirrel
It can’t wait till late December
Cause he could drop dead any time, I fear
What’s Joe waiting for? don't understand.
For Trump to get his cabinet into gear?
If he makes it through December
I’ll get a pardon ‘fore Trump takes control
It's the waiting that’s the killer
And I shiver when I think of where I’ll go
If he makes it through December
Got plans to be on CNN come summertime
Maybe I could start a Pod Cast
If Joe Biden just remembers I’ll be fine
Of course a lot of liberals are thinking the same thing... Even the folks at CNN.
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