Well, once I got a job at Taco Bell,
Talk like that employee, talk like that employee,
Never found a taco I'd sell.

Well, my work was so bad at Taco Bell,
Act like that employee, act like that employee,
When you're getting sent to hell.

Well, I threw a rampage, got so mad,
Johnny left Taco Bell, sad.
He said, Taco Bell life bothered me a lot,
Cause the shell, it was too soft.

I can't work no more at Taco Bell.
I'm a bad employee, I'm a bad employee,
There's no tacos I can sell!

If you bring your friends to Taco Bell,
Well, how are you gonna hire them, how are you gonna hire them,
When they want a taco they'd sell.

They're not getting fired at Taco Bell,
People like a taco, people like a taco,
Get a tip and they'll be well!

Threw a rampage, got very mad,
Franklin left Taco Bell, bad.
He said, the Taco Bell life bothered me, Lord,
Cause the shell, it was too hard.

I can't work no more at Taco Bell,
I'm a bad employee, I'm a bad employee,
There's no tacos I can sell!
I'm the worst employee, I'm the worst employee,
There's no tacos I could sell!