We can meditate all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I know my mantra isn't sounding right
I think I snuffed my inner light out here

And maybe you'll eat dhal all night
But I have had enough of this over-spiced meal
The Maharishi has been acting real strange
I think it's time for me to leave here

This lotus pose makes my muscles tight
It bunches up my underwear
I'm tired of rice and spice and Indian fare
and I've been stuck in here so long
I want a pizza, man, I want a beer!

And all I can do is keep on telling you
Namaste
Hare hare
But there ain't no way this Asharm can make me stay
Now don't be sad
'cause curry and ghee ain't bad

I'm wearing soft and breatheable fabrics now
My shoes are man-made they do not come from cows
I know you're tryin' to feel your chokra but hang out with a jock
Well, there ain't no ayurvedic cure stuck in the corners of this cracker jack box

I can't lie
I can't tell you this is better than Pot
It doesn't make me high
I'm done meditating,
Searching for levels that I simply, I simply ain't got

Now I remember the last time that I tried to leave
But that was so many years ago
When Maharishi said I tore out a piece of his heart
He wasn't so sincere
Ooh I know
And then again I tried to leave on a stormy night
The desciples caught me, chained me to my bed
And though I pleaded and I begged "just let me walk out that door"
They sealed it shut and said "no way"

Now I keep on telling you
I keep on telling you
I keep on telling you
Namaste (ohmmmmm)
Hare Hare (ohmmmmm)
But there ain't no way this Asharm can make me stay
Now don't be sad
'cause curry and ghee ain't bad

No don't be sad
'cause curry and ghee ain't bad...

We can meditate all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere