(spoken)
**Dr. Pepper Legal Clearance Dude**
You did "Bat Out of Hell"
May we borrow your song for the use in our commercials?

**Meat Loaf**
What song do you want from me?

**Dude**
We need your classic song, "I Would Do Anything For Love."

**Meat Loaf**
What's the commercial about?

**Dude**
Nothing in particular.

**Meat Loaf**
Just like a Seinfeld episode?

**Dude**
Yes. Exactly!

**Meat Loaf**
Will you sponsor my next tour?

**Dude**
Yes.

**Meat Loaf**
Also, can you ship me free Dr. Peppers?

**Dude**
Yes! Anything for your song, Mr. Loaf!

**Meat Loaf**
Did you like "Bat Out of Hell II"?

**Dude**
Yes!

**Meat Loaf**
And do love my music?

**Dude**
Yes.
Yes.

**Meat Loaf**
On a hot summer night,
would you offer me some Dr. Pepper when I'm thirsty?

**Dude**
Yes.

**Meat Loaf**
I bet you say that to all the guys who liscense their songs to you! I guess it's in your contract.

**Meat Loaf singing**
It was a hot summer day
and the beach was burning
And I really needed something to drink
When I listened to your ad
I grow more and more thirsty
I thought my throat was dehydrating
And I needed a drink

I was licking my lips
Hoped my lips weren't drying
I was dying such a thirst for a pop
I was lying around the beach like I was dying
And I thought I had cash
But I just spent my final dollar
Spent my final dollar
Spent my final dollar on paste

My house isn't close and I need a drink
But I don't see any free samples around
I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to be understood

I said, "Put Dr. Pepper into my mouth"
Oh it must have been one hundred six degrees
"Put Dr. Pepper into my mouth"
And I swear it's hot
I was just about to say I'm thirsty
I said, "Put Dr. Pepper into my mouth"
Oh I must have been unbearably thirsty
"Put Dr. Pepper into my mouth"
And I swear it's hot
I was just about to say I'm thirsty

But nobody could hear me, so I jumped in the water
And I guess that I'd just taken a sip
Oh the lifeguards all came and gave me free Dr. Pepper
I thanked the dudes
And they told me not to do that a-
Told me not to do that a-
Told me not to do that again

I was licking my lips
Hoped my lips weren't drying
I was dying such a thirst for a pop
I was lying around the beach like I was dying
And I thought I had cash
But I just spent my final dollar on paste

I said, "Put Dr. Pepper into my mouth"
Oh it must have been one hundred six degrees
"Put Dr. Pepper into my mouth"
Woulda died a thirst
If it weren't for that can of Dr. Pepper
I said, "Put Dr. Pepper into my mouth"
Oh it must have cost a dollar ninety-three
"Put Dr. Pepper into my mouth"
Had it not been free
It would cost a dollar and niety-three

Repeat chorus indefinitely.....