-> "Put Something On!"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Get It On"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Put Something On!"
The Lyrics
You’re not going out young lady!
Looking like a day-time hooker in that thong!
Don’t you reveal the whole deal, Lindsay!
Clothes on! Put clothes on!
Whoooo!!!
Put something on! Yooooooooung lady!
Put more clothes on! Don’t show nipples
Put your coat on! Daughter!
Put something on! Now-ow-ow!!!
Guys are sex-hungry monsters
So dress up and live quite unlike a stripper
Skirts below the knee
Are hip, sweaters too
Bare!!!
Skin belongs hiding!
Belly shirts are a no-no
All the Amish agree a dress should be long!
Not like a swimming suit bikini!
Whooooo-Hoooo-Hoooooo!!!!
Don’t you go…
Out to the Mini-Mall
For G-Strings!
Whooo-Hoooo-Hooooo!!!
You know granny panties
Are where your butt should be
Ooooooh-oooooohhh!!!
You’ll see my fury
You look like Jena Bush with that tramp stamp tattoo!
So put on! Put on! Put on! Put on! Put on! Something!
That never shows off your tush!
Yeah!
Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Put something on!
Put your clothes on! Or you’re not leaving this house!
Push up brassiere, No! No! Makes your boobs pop out!
Think I have had enough!
Put something on!
OOoooooOoooOooh!!!
Put something on! Lindsay!
This minute, Right now!
Put something on! Jeans!
Please put them on!
Put on! Put on! Put on! Put on! Put on! Something!
That you would wear in church!
Put your jacket on!
You’re gonna take it off!
I’ll bet you will, Quickly!
So just humor me, Then you can get naked like the throng
If it will behoove you to remove it
Don’t make me hunt you down! So put it on!
Come on, princess, Can’t you tell that I am dissatisfied
Ack!
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How Funny: | 4.9 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.8 | |
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