Undead by the bite,
Howl up at the moon, another werewolf in the night
Undead by the bite,
By light of the moon, another vampire in flight
Undead by the bite,
The light of the moon, see those canine shining bright

Virgin smitten, bitten
By a weird were-kitten
With frightening feline fangs
In the morn, they'll be gorn
Only there From Dusk Till Dawn
For small mercies, give thanks

Night is colder, they get bolder
Looking years older
Hearing a screaming sound
And with a sneaking, a squeezing
A creaking and a-wheezing
The zombies come out of the ground

The zombies come out of the ground
But she was...
Undead by the bite,
One more on the loose, another vampaerrhoidal sprite
Undead by the bite,
It ain't no excuse for being ever so uptight
Undead by the bite,
A face that was puce, turning translucent and white
Undead by the bite,
Hopped up on the juice, and don't the smell of blood excite?
Undead by the bite..

And a vampire hunter
Says he'll tear her asunder
Swears that he got what it takes
He says "I'll get the bat
'Cause I know where it's at
Then I'll come back and eat me a steak

But the were-this, were-that,
Weirdo says no were-cat
Sure that it is safe outside
But that dire liar
May well be a vampire
And is taking us all for a ride

He's taking us all for a ride
He'll make us
Undead by the bite,
By the light of the moon
Another vampire in the night
Undead by the bite

But a vampire never gets tired
We've gotta make it through the night
We gonna make it through the night?

Vampire - look where the sun is
Vampire - you'll cook when the sun is
Vampire, you know you're gonna cook in the light of the sun
Vampire, that's where the fun is

Some stale mate, overweight
Unfortunate (Not your date)
Slayer from the east
Says, "Too late
Decapitate
Hit it while it's in that state
That's when they expect it least"

But some new-higher
Vampire
Was singing like a choir
Watching the young girls' fright
And that bloodspeck, scheissdreck
Serious pain in the neck
Looking for someone to bite

And more zombies came out of the ground
They'll all be...
Undead by the bite,
Howl up at the moon, another minute through the night
Undead by the bite,
Growl up at the moon, another werewolf in sight

[First part:]
Undead by the bite,
Curl up in a cocoon to protect you from their sight
Undead by the bite,
Shows up with a spoon, another white knight rite to write
Undead by the bite,
Revved up a baboon, another silly rhyme tonight
Undead by the bite,
Held up until noon, a time to fight the righteous fight
Undead by the bite,
Blood in the room, another blunder - might cite fright
Undead by the bite,
Howls up at the moon, another goner in the night
Undead by the bite,
Burns up like a goon, another were-thing alight
Undead by the bite

[Second part (sung over first part above]:
Then at last a pasta
Staving off disaster
Starting to turn the tide
As it began, ya rang, yeah
Eating the lasagne
That had garlic inside

Silver bullet in his gullet
Trigger finger pull it
Werewolves all going down
And there ain't no mistaking
No faking, they're staking
Zombies back into the ground

Now Scott with a slingshot
Finally found a tender spot
And blows the vampire into bits
Now the sun's higher, sun's fire
Burn him on a vam-pyre
Beaten the beast with their wits

Some vampire hunter
From the lynching junta
Armed with his mis-stakes
He says "I'll get you too
Mr Nosferatu..."

She came round but she never got to bite
Got a mistake right...
..through the heart