Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write

Madman poster roaster
Elixir on my coaster with a twist of lemon/lime
On the rocks, playin' Bach, as the addled jester mocks the way I choose to rhyme
With my colon feelin' swollen, reelin' and a-rollin'
I gripped the seat of my stool
With this very unpleasin', queezin' and squeezin,
My celebrity splashed in a pool
My celebrity splashed in a pool

And I was...
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write

Some silly old troller with the Klan on his shoulder, scolding my song to my face
He says my words are not funny, my rhyming's wrong
And my song has a funky pace
And no-heart blow-fart is checkin' out the author chart to see if I am still alive
And little squir'ly Early logs on with his girly Shirley and asks me if I'm needin' a five
Asks me if I'm needin' a five

And I was...
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site

I got drowned by a river of spite
I'm goin' down on amiright
I'm goin' down on amiright

But Chucky, that's where the fun is
But Chucky, that's where the fun is
Chucky always warned us not to grovel for a laugh with a pun
But Chucky, that's where the fun is

Some beatnik Bolshevik anapestic drolly schtick reaches out to please
Says, "don't trick the heretic, hit him with a ton of bricks
To scare him down to his knees"
And some cryptic horny chick is standin' in a whirlpool
Watching the young girls dance
And some flick-Bic toothpick was messin' with his candlestick, reminding him of romance
My celebrity splashed in a pool

And I was...
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site
Shiv'd up by the troops
Another bummer of a write
Blinded by this site

Madman poster roaster
Elixir on my coaster with a twist of lemon/lime
On the rocks, playin' Bach, as the addled jester mocks the way I choose to rhyme
With my colon feelin' swollen, reelin' and a-rollin'
I gripped the seat of my stool
With this very unpleasin', queezin' and squeezin,
My celebrity splashed in a pool

Some sot with a five-spot finally downs another shot and blows his cover as a spy
And some bloodshot forget-me-not says disregard the upshot and tommyrot of voting by
Some silly old troller with the Klan on his shoulder, scolding my song to my face
I say "I'll churn your slop, cropper, with this here song"