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Song Parodies -> "Pop Sodas"
Original Song Title:
"Pop Muzik"
Original Performer:
M
Parody Song Title:
"Pop Sodas"
Parody Written by:
The Two Scamps
The Lyrics
We Two Scamps are at it again! with another beverage parody! this time, our subject is Soda Pop! so we BOTH get it! first half was written by Rob Arndt, second half written by Jonathan. please enjoy!
(Pop Pop Pop Sodas)
(Pop Pop Pop Sodas)
gulp down!
(Pop Pop Pop Sodas)
(Pop Pop Pop Sodas)
Pepsi, RC too!
Coca-Cola fast-paced
a gimmick to improve - new!
New Coke fell to last place!
Dr. Pepper earthquake, 10, 2 & 4 sip breaks
try some, buy some, glass bottle refund!
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
what about 7-Up?
I don't wanna dismiss it
or Bubble Up!
well, just can't escape it
Lemon-Lime inflated
thirst satiated
plop plop ice drops
in it taste great
Cola, Root Beer, Diet, Fruity
Everybody Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Pop Pop Pop Sodas
Pop Pop Pop Sodas
8-pack in the super
stackin’ ‘em up just fine
lift up the hatchback
carry them inside
Fanta was an outsider
once approved by Hitler
Coca-Cola bought it, though
Orange flavor was way to go!
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Talkin’ Bought Pop Sodas
sippy drippy fizz fizz
which one will it be?
Pop Pop Sweet Pop
Eenie meenie
sippy drippy fizz fizz
gotta taste it
Pop Pop Sweet Pop
you know what I mean
sip it!
I don't know which to choose…
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Pop Pop Pop Sodas
Pop Pop Pop Sodas
all the diff’rent tastes
the various kinds
if you like sweet, wanna keep it light
then take to your car, a 12-pack of Diet Rite
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
sale at the Supermart
for the fizzy grand taste
yup, they've marked the price down!
I'm payin’ half-price again
I can get 4 for 5
Cheerwine, I'm so alive!
Dewshine, Apple
maybe a Snapple
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
sippy drippy fizz fizz
it's all so tasty
Pop Pop Sweet Pop
I'm soda crazy!
sippy drippy fizz fizz
it tastes alright
Pop Pop Sweet Pop
sip it!
Cola, Root Beer, Diet, Fruity
Everybody Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Pop Pop Pop's Fizzy
Pop Pop Pop's Fizzy
Now… Listen…
Talkin’ ‘bout
Pop Pop Pop's Fizzy
Talkin’ ‘bout
Pop Pop Pop's Fizzy
(Pop Pop Pop Sodas)
gulp down!
(Pop Pop Pop Sodas)
(Pop Pop Pop Sodas)
Pepsi, RC too!
Coca-Cola fast-paced
a gimmick to improve - new!
New Coke fell to last place!
Dr. Pepper earthquake, 10, 2 & 4 sip breaks
try some, buy some, glass bottle refund!
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
what about 7-Up?
I don't wanna dismiss it
or Bubble Up!
well, just can't escape it
Lemon-Lime inflated
thirst satiated
plop plop ice drops
in it taste great
Cola, Root Beer, Diet, Fruity
Everybody Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Pop Pop Pop Sodas
Pop Pop Pop Sodas
8-pack in the super
stackin’ ‘em up just fine
lift up the hatchback
carry them inside
Fanta was an outsider
once approved by Hitler
Coca-Cola bought it, though
Orange flavor was way to go!
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Talkin’ Bought Pop Sodas
sippy drippy fizz fizz
which one will it be?
Pop Pop Sweet Pop
Eenie meenie
sippy drippy fizz fizz
gotta taste it
Pop Pop Sweet Pop
you know what I mean
sip it!
I don't know which to choose…
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Pop Pop Pop Sodas
Pop Pop Pop Sodas
all the diff’rent tastes
the various kinds
if you like sweet, wanna keep it light
then take to your car, a 12-pack of Diet Rite
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
sale at the Supermart
for the fizzy grand taste
yup, they've marked the price down!
I'm payin’ half-price again
I can get 4 for 5
Cheerwine, I'm so alive!
Dewshine, Apple
maybe a Snapple
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sodas
sippy drippy fizz fizz
it's all so tasty
Pop Pop Sweet Pop
I'm soda crazy!
sippy drippy fizz fizz
it tastes alright
Pop Pop Sweet Pop
sip it!
Cola, Root Beer, Diet, Fruity
Everybody Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Talkin’ ‘bout, Pop Sody
Pop Pop Pop's Fizzy
Pop Pop Pop's Fizzy
Now… Listen…
Talkin’ ‘bout
Pop Pop Pop's Fizzy
Talkin’ ‘bout
Pop Pop Pop's Fizzy
thanks for reading!
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Good job Jon on this second endeavor. Did you remember the OS after you heard it?
^ Thank You! and yes, I just hadn't heard it in forever, but did remember it when I heard it. Thanks for the help in another collaboration! these are fun!
I mostly remember the OS from the flashback shows when they were on the radio. This was tasty and bubbly throughout, 5's
Drinking a RC cola right now, so 5-5-5!
Craving a Fanta soda right now, 5's
Larry - Thank You!
Janet - you lucky girl! RC Cola is extremely hard to find in my area! the only place that really has it, is one of my Albertson's stores, and they charge $5 for a 12-pack! (probably because it's so rare here!) anyway, thanks for the 5s!
Denny - alright buddy, drink up! and thanks for the 5s!
Janet - you lucky girl! RC Cola is extremely hard to find in my area! the only place that really has it, is one of my Albertson's stores, and they charge $5 for a 12-pack! (probably because it's so rare here!) anyway, thanks for the 5s!
Denny - alright buddy, drink up! and thanks for the 5s!
That's weird, Jon. Where I'm at you can get a 2 liter bottle of RC Cola for 99¢ at Walmart or Grocery Outlet. But what happened to Slice? I heard it came back, but haven't see it anywhere. My Safeway has Clear Pepsi...
^ you lucky so and so! I don't know why, but until a few years ago RC Cola kind of disappeared where I'm at. it came back of course, but to only one store for high dollar! and as for Slice, no idea, it's not available where I'm at either. and YES! Crystal Pepsi! that stuff rocks!
Jon, I got a soda parody for tomorrow. Look for it.
^ cool, will do!
As an American who lived in Switzerland for 19 years, I think you are missing out on the good stuff. Ever try Choclo sparkling chocolate soda, Goba Cola with stevia, or Flauder with elderberry? I would say no because they don't export these. Go to Bern or around the country. Alpine sodas are popular too!
^ Japan has some pretty tasty looking sodas, too! cherry blossom Pepsi for one! of course, Japan has the monopoly on Pepsi flavors I think. same with Kit-Kat bars. they have flavors there, we can't even begin to dream of here! needless to say, I would very much like to visit Japan one day!
^ You are not allowed to enter Japan, Jonathan. They have an immigration law that requires your IQ to be higher than your A1C.
Jon, most of the Japanese Pepsi variants got bad reviews though like Pepsi Ice Cucumber and Pepsi Blue Hawaii. The former is described as toxic sludge and the latter like antifreeze! Azuka is just horrible. The Pepsi White looks like Pepsi Clear but has an orange taste! But at least these flavors are strong. Ordinarily Japanese sodas are weak. Btw, Japanese exotic Nakazawa milk is $43 a quart! A Kobe beef pizza is $66 and square watermelons can cost hundreds!
K. Watanabe - yeah right, I buy that you're really Japanese. those guys know a little something about manners & respect, two areas you're clearly lacking in. if anything, I'd wager a guess that you're my usual detractor, right? the one who changes screen names more than they change their socks?
Rob - I dunno, my bro & I bought some Japanese Soda from an Asian Market in my town before, and it was pretty good! of course, that's not to say some soda/kit-kat flavors don't sound a bit weird to the American palate, but I'll try anything once! except for exotic milk, Kobe beef pizza, and square watermelons apparently...
Rob - I dunno, my bro & I bought some Japanese Soda from an Asian Market in my town before, and it was pretty good! of course, that's not to say some soda/kit-kat flavors don't sound a bit weird to the American palate, but I'll try anything once! except for exotic milk, Kobe beef pizza, and square watermelons apparently...
It's not like we want you to come, baka!
^ go eat some puffer fish cooked by an untrained chef!
Jonathan, whatever happened to Nehi sodas? Can you help me find them?
I hear you, Ben. I miss RC Edge and Dr. Pepper Red Fusion, both circa 2004!
The Japanese wit Watanabe
Writes pithy insults as a hobby
He skewered a glutton
Who doesn't know nuttin'
And has only one kemo sabe.
Writes pithy insults as a hobby
He skewered a glutton
Who doesn't know nuttin'
And has only one kemo sabe.
There once was a d*ck named Limey
Who thought himself witty at rhyming
Didn't know nuthin' ' bout sodas
Nor even kimonos
But kissed a yellow azz that was whiney.
Who thought himself witty at rhyming
Didn't know nuthin' ' bout sodas
Nor even kimonos
But kissed a yellow azz that was whiney.
^ BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ben - sorry mate, I don't think I'm familiar with those.
Rob - I think I tried Dr. Pepper Red Fusion when it was out, but 2004 you say? figures, that was around the time no RC products were available at all where I live! so, I never got around to trying the "Edge" drink.
KW - well, I can see you're more the exception, than the rule. I greatly admire The Japanese, in large part, due to their politeness. something you clearly have no grasp of. also, because I can't help feeling the negative comments toward me are, in part, due to being A Trump supporter. (because anybody who has ANYTHING positive to say about the guy, instantly becomes public enemy #1!) you should know that many Japanese were happy for us that he won! that's right! look it up on youtube, if you don't believe me! even though they had nothing at stake in the matter, they still celebrated him winning for us! because The Japanese typically love Americans! and in my case, the feeling is usually mutual. with the exception of you, if you do in fact, hail from the Land of the Rising Sun, you little urchin!
Rob - I think I tried Dr. Pepper Red Fusion when it was out, but 2004 you say? figures, that was around the time no RC products were available at all where I live! so, I never got around to trying the "Edge" drink.
KW - well, I can see you're more the exception, than the rule. I greatly admire The Japanese, in large part, due to their politeness. something you clearly have no grasp of. also, because I can't help feeling the negative comments toward me are, in part, due to being A Trump supporter. (because anybody who has ANYTHING positive to say about the guy, instantly becomes public enemy #1!) you should know that many Japanese were happy for us that he won! that's right! look it up on youtube, if you don't believe me! even though they had nothing at stake in the matter, they still celebrated him winning for us! because The Japanese typically love Americans! and in my case, the feeling is usually mutual. with the exception of you, if you do in fact, hail from the Land of the Rising Sun, you little urchin!
The potty-pen pisher Quik Rimey
Is much better known as Sick Slimy
He knows not a quota
For guzzling soda
So wets himself and cries, "Please dry me!"
Is much better known as Sick Slimy
He knows not a quota
For guzzling soda
So wets himself and cries, "Please dry me!"
Jonathan, there is NOTHING positive to say about Trump!
You take that back and read Two Corinthians!
"The Japanese typically love Americans"? Just do some simple Googling, Jonathan, and read the facts. For example, from This Week in Asia, two days before the election:
"If the US presidential elections were being held in Japan, Donald Trump would not have a prayer of getting into the Oval Office.
"Research undertaken by the South China Morning Post shows that 88 per cent of Japanese voters would opt for Hillary Clinton, if they had a vote, with a mere 7 per cent having a positive personal impression of the Republican candidate."
You cannot do serious research on YouTube. No wonder you're an object of satire and derision!
"If the US presidential elections were being held in Japan, Donald Trump would not have a prayer of getting into the Oval Office.
"Research undertaken by the South China Morning Post shows that 88 per cent of Japanese voters would opt for Hillary Clinton, if they had a vote, with a mere 7 per cent having a positive personal impression of the Republican candidate."
You cannot do serious research on YouTube. No wonder you're an object of satire and derision!
Googling isn't sh*t as polls can be manipulated with ease and change over time. What counts is actually being American and going to or living in Japan aka life experience. I've been to Japan many times and personally know many Americans that live in Japan. My own experience is one of being honored. The Japanese love to introduce American friends and accept American business cards. They have integrity and respect. And if you respect them and bow accordingly, expect Japanese kindness. Anthony Bourdain has gone there many times and is well respected. The Japanese love to hear about America and our culture which is everywhere present with clothing, collectors items, Coke, fast food, love of our movies and artists, ad infinitum. In America, Japanese clothing and items are trendy. Yes, we buy Japanese cars and electronics. But America has far more influence on Japan than the other way around. In general, I agree with Jonathan. The only time I ever heard anything bad about Americans is the military rapes. But even militarily Japan is moving towards the view of more than a Self-Defense Force in the modern world. It's quite obvious that you don't know what you're talking about. I have the Japanese friends to prove it.
I could have selected a better quote from Jonathan, like "the Japanese were happy for us that [Trump] won." He's wrong. The Japanese are warm toward Americans and embrace much of the vulgarity of American pop culture, but they are ill-disposed toward the so-called American named Trump. They reacted to the election result with horror, probably because their respect for us was dishonored. And by the way, how many of your Japanese friends would call a stranger an "idiot" on a point of disagreement?
Jonathan got it all wrong:
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/01/29/national/survey-finds-84-japanese-concerned-trump-administration/#.WJtO4FmIbqA
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/01/29/national/survey-finds-84-japanese-concerned-trump-administration/#.WJtO4FmIbqA
well, that spiraled out of control quickly. though I can't say I'm surprised. and all from a comment about Japanese treats too, how pathetic. full disclosure, I greatly admire the Japanese, but whether that K. Watanabe character really IS Japanese or not, they are nothing more than a snake in the grass, a real piece of Shiitake Mushroom! and to those who (predictably) got on me about Trump, at least he's not responsible for American deaths, unlike your precious Hillary. but in the end, I guess it was more important to "make history" with the first female president, huh? yup, clearly I made the wrong choice. oh, if only I had it to do over, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna track down Doc Brown, and ask him to send me back in time, see if I can help George Soros change the outcome of the election, and then maybe I'll go vegan, and buy tickets to the Florida Georgia Line show!
Jonathan, KW is a troll. Forget him and look at your 35 fives!!! You da man!
^ Thank You! and Thanks to everybody who got this parody to 35 5s!
Who would have guessed that some flippant comment by my own hilarious self would lead to this?
^ not your fault, mate! and I do Thank You for the screen name for collabs between Rob and my not-so-hilarious self! if Rob has any more collaboration ideas, I'll be more than happy to do it! :)
If I might make a suggestion, Jonathan. Try Rat Bastard Root Beer. You won't be disappointed.
It isn't summer yet, but I sure could go for some Watermelon soda. Great Value brand at Walmart! You can also make some at home with watermelon puree and sparkling water!
Graham - never heard of 'em, but I'll be on the lookout! Thanks for the suggestion! :)
Candi - Great Value Watermelon Soda, eh? well, enjoy it! I'll have to give it a try myself! :)
Candi - Great Value Watermelon Soda, eh? well, enjoy it! I'll have to give it a try myself! :)
Jonathan, you would have made a great soda jerk back in my day. All the kids used to get their nickels out to spend in the drugstore. Soda and ice cream. Back then cherry soda was putting cherries in your soda! This parody brings back memories.
^ Thank You! that's what my father likes about the Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi so much you know, he says it reminds him of old-fashioned cherry cola! the stuff IS delicious! also, don't forget about Rob! he wrote the first half of this! :)
Jonathan, looks like you're gonna reach fifty 5's soon! Another winner!
^ Thank You on both Rob's, and my behalf! :)
Ben, Nehi sodas go back to the '60s. Everybody used to get them at the store in glass bottles. They were fruit flavored with grape and orange as most popular. Walmart Superstores should carry orange, grape, and even peach in the 12oz bottles (4 pack). If not, you can buy them online, but it's very expensive. BevMo (Beverages and More) may have them or your local import shop too.
I remember when a soda was 25 cents in a bottle. Does that make me old?
^Yes.
But not as old as me. I remember 15 cents in a can
^ Those were the days of grandpop.
I found this to be very refreshing! Is that a bad pun?
If I'm going to be brutally honest Lori -- Yes, that pun sucked. (ba doom tsssh) But not to worry, Jonathan will probably lap it up anyway. (wa wa wa waah!) That's just the sort of sweet, bubbly guy he is
Not only that, Lori, Jon's a real sucker for puns.
Has anybody noticed that this parody has 61 fives? Wow!
Everything about this — the original "song," the parody topic, the parody writing, the scores, most of the comments — predict the imminent fall of Western culture. And if all this is an example of Western culture's trajectory, I say Good Riddance.
Who has put a public hair on my Coke?
^ that's "pubic" hair, you moron!
Didn't anyone else find it strange that Clarence Thomas apparently was such a goody two shoes that the Dems could find absolutely nothing on him until the very last moment when Anita Hill pops up out of nowhere and then testifies about Clarence Thomas saying the most vile and disgusting things to her. Apparently Clarence must have had a kind of pathological fixation on scrawny, left-wing black women -- as evidenced by the fact that he married a chubby, Red-Irish, conservative white woman.
Have a Coke and a smile and STFU!!!
That was RICHARD PRYOR advising Eddie Murphy how to reply to Bill Cosby. Not only are you a perfect example of cultural decline, you can't even get your pop references straight!
That's the point, you idiot! Richard Pryor gave that advice to Eddie Murphy over Cosby. Eddie Murphy is now giving his advice to you. Richard Pryor couldn't give the advice as he's dead. Or did you forget that, you analectual!
yeeshie wowie! a lot of comments here, some good & some not so good! I first off, want to thank everybody for getting this parody to 67 fives! you guys are awesome! I'm sure Rob & I both appreciate it! secondly, so not to get in the middle of some of the bickering in the more recent comments, I'll just say Thank You to Lori! for finding this parody refreshing, AND making that pun! Lennie's right! I am a sucker for puns! the worse, the better!
BTW Jonathan, the statement "You're a sucker for puns." was meant to be a pun. We were talking about a song about sodas, were we not. And how do you drink a soda? Huh? Amiright? amiright? In retrospect I should have said this -- Jonathan is a real sucker for puns; especially puns about sodas
To me nothing is like a cold frothy mug of A&W root beer. Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, and Mountain Dew can't touch that!
this parody now has 70 fives and growing. Wow!
CML - like describing the pun that "sucked?" awesome! and "Amiright?" I see what you did there! just call me Sans, 'cause I love puns! (those who've seen jacksepticeye play "Undertale" will get the reference!)
Jeremy - those all sound delicious! my personal favorites out of those you mentioned, are A&W Root Beer & (Diet) Pepsi.
Krista - something wonderful happens when Rob & I collaborate on these parodies! I owe as much to him, as I do to you, and everybody else voting! Thank You One And All! :)
Jeremy - those all sound delicious! my personal favorites out of those you mentioned, are A&W Root Beer & (Diet) Pepsi.
Krista - something wonderful happens when Rob & I collaborate on these parodies! I owe as much to him, as I do to you, and everybody else voting! Thank You One And All! :)
I have a great idea for a parody. Call it Singin' Through the Pain. It's about a bunch of middle age white guys on government assistance and opioids with nothing to do all day but drink soda, watch TV cartoons, and make bad puns.
^ why don't you just write it yourself using one of your many pseudonyms?
Burp Ouch (or whatever the heck you're called) - Le Sigh... not even gonna try to be creative with it, huh?
Since Jonathan is afraid of alcohol, I doubt very much that he takes narcotics of any kind. Good news is that once they put him in the psyche ward they can put all his meds in eggnog and he'd gulp it down. However, not watching Cartoon Network and Golden Girls in the rec room might drive him further insane! Someone put him in a straight jacket with a Pepsi logo on it!!!
^ first off, it'd be pretty hard to make me anymore insane than I already am, arright? secondly, I've never judged anyone here for consuming alcohol, even though I choose not to. my co-author on this parody, Rob, mentions that he drinks occasionally, so what? however, in your case, I'd wager that you're a drunkard, who can't stand sober people. misery loves company y'know!
As a kid, I used to love Mr. Pibb. Do they even make that anymore, because I never see it? I've moved over to Diet Dr. Pepper now that I'm older and a bit heavier! My crazy dad used to drink Hubba Bubba the bubblegum flavored soda, but that's long gone.
I miss Pepsi Twist the most. Lemony.
Jonathan, have you ever had an alligator soda?
Are you referring to Gator soda which is Gatorade mixed with 7-Up or Sprite?
Jon, it seems the same individual from before couldn't let go even though it's been months so far. Looks like we have triggered someone really unstable. What a freak show.
Barry - come to think of it, I haven't seen Pibb in a while either. I wasn't a normal drinker of it, but I'm sure it's still around... somewhere...
Becca - I hear ya, Pepsi Twist was great while it lasted!
Larry & Bill - I'm not sure, if alligator soda IS lemon-lime soda mixed with Gatorade, than yes.
Max - you maybe right, Max. if that's the case, than yes we're dealing with a real Wacky Jacky here!
Becca - I hear ya, Pepsi Twist was great while it lasted!
Larry & Bill - I'm not sure, if alligator soda IS lemon-lime soda mixed with Gatorade, than yes.
Max - you maybe right, Max. if that's the case, than yes we're dealing with a real Wacky Jacky here!
Jonathan, just buy some "hard" sodas with some alcohol already in them. Try one at least. You can't judge anything fairly without a try. God gave you balls for a reason. Man up already.
Does anyone know what happened to Fresca?
I bought the last known six pack of Fresca, Susan, back in '08. I still have one left. Wanna split it?
Compromise - with due respect, he gave me free will for a reason too! this isn't the schoolyard, and I won't give into peer pressure. furthermore, I don't quite understand the appeal of these "hard" drinks. is the original not good enough? does everything need to contain alcohol? if I do ever drink, it will be of my own volition. and most likely, Rolling Rock, the brand of The Angry Video Game Nerd!
Susan - according to Wikipedia, Fresca is still around. just very hard to find, I imagine. (I've not been able to find it either.)
Susan - according to Wikipedia, Fresca is still around. just very hard to find, I imagine. (I've not been able to find it either.)
Jon, too bad there's no real life Alamo Beer like "King of the Hill!" Even though I dislike all beer, I'd try one with you! And regarding hard sodas... they aren't bad. I think Henry's is the best. They have cherry and orange flavors and a new grape soda coming out. These types of sodas tend to have a stronger basic taste to accommodate the alcohol content. Purpose? Mainly to avoid having to mix sodas with alcohol manually into a red plastic cup! Like wine coolers, I might have a few in the summer when it's over 90o F. I hate wine but Jesus drank it on earth and it will be in heaven and the new earth in the future along with the water of life. I just hope there's more of a selection. Jesus better bust out the Southern Comfort eggnog, Silk Vanilla Soy, my Diet Coke WITH aspartame, and all the other drinks I love. Of course the lawyers from Coca-Cola will want a word with Him ;-)
I like Cherry 7-Up :))
Rob - yep, there'd better be Southern Comfort up in heaven! Diet Pepsi, too! :)
Matthew - me too!
Matthew - me too!
We don't have this Southern Comfort eggnog you keep talking about. How can I get it when October arrives?
I'm so old that I remember when Royal Crown cola put it in a can in the 1950s. They also were the first with 16 ounce bottles and introduced the first diet soda which was Diet Rite and not Tab! My local supermarket has RC Cola still and I'm glad. Just sad that it used to be number 3 after Coke and Pepsi during the cola wars. Now, there's literally too many sodas to count.
I love Pepsi Cola as I've always found Coke just too strong to handle. In my time it was true that warm coke on a hot day could strip paint off a car or clean your toilet bowl, eat rust off almost anything. Good parody. I give you your one hundredth 5-5-5!
Bradley - you got a Walmart or Albertson's? one of them should carry it.
Chrissy - you lucky girl! RC and Diet Rite are delicious! unfortunately, only one store in my area carries them, and for high-dollar compared to other sodas!
Dave - I agree with you there, the general consensus in my family is that Pepsi is superior, as Coca-Cola is just too "syrupy." also, thanks for the 100th 5-vote! it's truly an honor! only twice in my 12 years posting here have I gotten 100 5s, and they were both on collaborations! Hey Rob, I think we might be onto something here! :)
Chrissy - you lucky girl! RC and Diet Rite are delicious! unfortunately, only one store in my area carries them, and for high-dollar compared to other sodas!
Dave - I agree with you there, the general consensus in my family is that Pepsi is superior, as Coca-Cola is just too "syrupy." also, thanks for the 100th 5-vote! it's truly an honor! only twice in my 12 years posting here have I gotten 100 5s, and they were both on collaborations! Hey Rob, I think we might be onto something here! :)
Hey Jon, why doesn't your Walmart sell both RC and Diet Rite? All of the 3 near me do. They're all Superstores. The 2 liters are .99¢, same at Grocery Outlet. I read that RC is particularly strong in the South with moonpies! I can't find the latter anywhere though. Weird. And yes, we should do a third collaboration. You wanna pick the song and start? We could do "Sweet Home Alabama" as "Slow Time in the Slammer!" Btw, love "Joe Dirt" and need to do a parody about him. Ya gotta keep on keepin' on! Life's a garden- dig it! My HEMI!!!
Have you nutty guys tried Swamp Noble Cane Cola yet? It's Louisiana great!
Oh yeah? Ever try Dublin Texas peach soda?
Rob - my town doesn't seem to do much right. for example, at Jack In The Box one time the fam tried to get a combo meal which promised 4 tacos! but when we placed the order, we were told that it "didn't come with tacos here" I dunno, it's just weird. also weird, is that my Walmart doesn't have Moon Pies either! which, by the way, I understand were a favorite of Sam Walton's! they are available however, in the dollar section at my Albertson's! so at least there's that! maybe one day, while at Albertson's I'll pick up a box of Moon Pies and a case of (expensive) RC, just to try that combo! it sure sounds good! and as for our next parody, revoke my southern license right now. because believe it or not, I'm actually not a fan of "Sweet Home Alabama" (or southern rock in general for that matter!) however, I'll do it! should I start the lyrics, for you to complete and post? or should it be our previous arrangement? and finally, concerning Joe Dirt, I actually haven't seen that movie (or the sequel) yet, but I need to! David Spade is one funny Mofo!
Rocky & Tex - haven't tried either one of those, will look for them in stores. thanks!
Rocky & Tex - haven't tried either one of those, will look for them in stores. thanks!
This scamp's on fire!!
So far Jon we've done two parodies about beverages. Is that a formula? Seems so...
Did you know that Coke came out with the first 3 liter bottles in 1985? And now they have tested a 30 liter bottle that is 4 ft tall and weighs 274 lbs! Has to carried out on a hand truck and lifted by 3 men. It's retail price is $109!!!
A crack team of scientists at Canada Dry recently developed a galaxy-size container of Blackhola© which can be compressed for ease of handling. You don't suck it in. It sucks you in.
Alicia Keys - thank you! ya see that, Rob? we're on fire!
Rob - sure! just wait until October, when we have eggnog inspiration! :)
John & Howie - cool to know! I wonder where the gigantic Pepsi bottles are?
Rob - sure! just wait until October, when we have eggnog inspiration! :)
John & Howie - cool to know! I wonder where the gigantic Pepsi bottles are?
Jon, the 30 liter is a gag:
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Barry, the updated Burger King and Jack in the Box restaurants with the single multi-soda machines have Mr. Pibb as a selection. FYI
Jonathan, you should try Fest Bourbon Cream Soda. High class. From Louisiana.
^ never heard of it, but suppose it wouldn't hurt to check the grocery store. I trust Louisiana, after all, they gave us Popeye's chicken & Sammy Kershaw!
Jon, is this now the longest thread you've ever had? And do you have anything in the works right now?
Louisiana also gave us craps, the zydeco, the crank case, and Sazerac. Add the birthplace of Jazz and the first U.S. Opera. And, of course, plenty of sugar cane.
Rob - I think so! does the same go for you? after all, the parody's half yours! also, I think I'm going to try to write your suggested one about a bad gas station next! :)
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