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Song Parodies -> "Free Guy"
Original Song Title:
"Free Bird"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Parody Song Title:
"Free Guy"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
A tribute to a movie I recently watched. Wish the OS could allow for more plot details.
(Instrumental Intro)
(Verse 1)
If I work for Soonami
Will you still hang out with me?
Since I’m coding for a world, now
(As) gamers level up while on a crime spree
(Pre-Chorus)
But if you see a blue shirt, man
He’s not like an NPC
(Chorus)
‘Cause he’s as free as a guy now
And this guy will always learn
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And the guy will always learn
And the guy will always learn
Girl knows, he can learn
(Bridge)
(Verse 2)
His, bro, buddy, works security, yeah, yeah
Without shades he cannot learn
Antwan wants to make a sequel
Millie seeks out the truth
(Pre-Chorus)
But if you see a blue shirt, man
He’s not like an NPC
(Chorus)
‘Cause he’s as free as a guy now
And this guy will always learn
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And the guy will always learn
And the guy will always learn
Girl knows, he can learn
Girl kissed him, he can learn
(Outro)
Keys, he can learn
Won’t you run fast, free guy, yeah
(Epic Guitar Solo)*
(Verse 1)
If I work for Soonami
Will you still hang out with me?
Since I’m coding for a world, now
(As) gamers level up while on a crime spree
(Pre-Chorus)
But if you see a blue shirt, man
He’s not like an NPC
(Chorus)
‘Cause he’s as free as a guy now
And this guy will always learn
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And the guy will always learn
And the guy will always learn
Girl knows, he can learn
(Bridge)
(Verse 2)
His, bro, buddy, works security, yeah, yeah
Without shades he cannot learn
Antwan wants to make a sequel
Millie seeks out the truth
(Pre-Chorus)
But if you see a blue shirt, man
He’s not like an NPC
(Chorus)
‘Cause he’s as free as a guy now
And this guy will always learn
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And the guy will always learn
And the guy will always learn
Girl knows, he can learn
Girl kissed him, he can learn
(Outro)
Keys, he can learn
Won’t you run fast, free guy, yeah
(Epic Guitar Solo)*
* = If this was handled visually, you could probably expect all the action scenes from the movie to be occurring. Okay. I've done tributes to Rush Limbaugh and Dustin Diamond. Still searching for the right song when it comes to doing a tribute to Norm Macdonald. If someone else posted a tribute, cite it in the comments. No matter how old.
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Norm is the only guy I know who was so talented he could probably make you laugh simply by reading names out of a phonebook. A tribute to Norm is a great idea; that thought hadnt crossed my mind until I saw this
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