Big squeals while he’s yearning—
carried it home and put it in.
Bringing schlong into that south gland
while he ain’t singing hymns, no.
Well, we heard him talking ’bout sex to her.
It’s pretty clear what went down.
While she was spieling with his member,
this southern man was running around on his Frau.

He boned Alabama
by boning in taboo.
He boned Alabama
Whored and lied—and straightfaced too!

His bursting gland went in ungoverned—screw, screw, screw.
Yet his “family values” spiel grew.
His “twatergate,” there for all to see,
so his “conscience,” coming through.
Don’t tell truth.

He boned Alabama
by boning in taboo.
He boned Alabama.
Whored by coming in that slough.
“Here I come, Madame Slattern!”

That muscle pole got quite a swamping,
and it emerged from there festooned with dew.
Whoring got him off so much. . .
shoulda kept his phone mouth sealed with glue—
that mouth spewed.

He boned Alabama,
between thighs in situ.
He boned Alabama.
Whoring’s what you shouldn’t do.

He boned Alabama,
between thighs in situ.
He boned Alabama.
Whoring: Bible says, “taboo!”