Workin' for Arab parasites,
She served Palestine's worst anti-semites.
She got in front of the big bulldozer;
A big grease stain is what's left of her.

You got a dead slut in the middle of the road,
Dead slut in the middle of the road,
Dead slut in the middle of the road,
Stinkin' of fried bacon!

Catch a whiff of sleaze, she weren't no rose!
Get out the spatula, hold yer nose!
Don't ask me what's cookin'; you don't wanna see
How she's been spread across their kleptocracy!

You got a dead slut in the middle of the road,
Dead slut in the middle of the road;
Dead slut in the middle of the road,
And she's gone to be with Satan!

Well, we got a bad play by Alan Rickman,
We got Ahmadinejad's whore, Miss Sheehan!
We've got some dingbats who came from the moon:
Iranian nukes'll send'em back real soon!

You got a dead slut in the middle--
Dead slut in the middle of the road,
Dead slut in the middle of the road,
Givin' the flies Heaven!

What a slut!

You got it! She's dead, she's in the middle--
Dead slut in the middle--
Dead slut in the middle of the road,
Stinkin' of hot brimstone!

All over the road... Raspberry flapjacks!
Oh, Darwin's solution!
She's dead, she's in the middle,
And she's stinkin' of fire and brimstone!