It's the middle of the summer, when new talent starts to spark,
The playing of new performers who often dominate the charts
Xfinity Music On-Demand, every type for every fan, so
scroll down with remote in hand and pick the Best Bets

Pick the genres most lyrical, and choose best of the best
then sit back and do enjoy the best artists of the West
but suddenly you might just learn, that some artists will your stomach turn,
'cause not everyone's been blessed with lovely vocal pleasantness

The moment that we click a track, it starts the video,
And as we put it down to oft relax we do not like a show that's gross
or blows, or blows, or blows, or blows, or blows, or blows,
you know,........ it shows

We get stunned and, well, agitated, still we have to see
There was something in that track that's crap... what could that something be?
Then cautiously we take a look, obscenity and sex abounds,
And all at once we made a big mistake, this sucks,... this horrid sound!

[Hideous Laughter]

Falling, falling, into the lame track spell,
Mind spinning, turning, whirling, twirling....Down.....Down.....

We can't believe this foul surprise, we cover our poor ears and eyes...

Kidsville is Ariana Grande (fake Mariah Carey)
Kidsville is Selena Gomez (yeah, she's Mexican)
Kidsville is Miley Cyrus (the twerking virus)
Kidsville is A. Mahone and friends (Bieber clone dear friends)

N'SYNC's "Bye, Bye, Bye" AGAIN!!!

And if you have a chance don't go-go there
You'll be glad you did... n't, cause
Everyone who comes from Kidsville has really flipped their lids!

[Evil laugh]

"Even if chart-topper???"

[Better switch over to Bart Baker*]