This guy's crazy for sure in his brain is green mold,
And he's buying an AK four seven.
It's the path that he chose, is it guns we oppose?
It's absurd that the gun gets the blame for.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying an AK four seven

There's a sign on the wall and it's not too obscure,
There to show, it records, what it's meaning.
It is meant for the crook, or a wrong bird who brings,
Guns into, so he can make a livin'.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying an AK four seven

When it's stealing you get, you should wear bullet vest,
We all fear it, cause dying means leaving.
There's been shots at the scene, rings of smoke as they bleed,
And the noises of those laws they're booking.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying an AK four seven

It was two months past June, When the world saw this loon,
Was a sniper who shot without reason. *
Brought a new day to dawn with a safety long gone,
Now the tourist's main show's the hereafter.

Cause he laid them under

So on they hustle as they pledge no,
For to be armed now.
They're just a sprinkling of the left wing.
Now there's a new wrath, let it go by,
We may come undone.
Be a crime to change the load you're on.

Be dead from gunmen, not me, hell no, the cops are too slow.
When viper's mauling you, must stop him.
Here lately don't you fear that fellow and his ammo,
Your fair play lies with the 2nd Amend. **

It is our right to lock and load,
With windows free from bullet holes,
Shell shocked and ready for a foe,
Don't sign my rights away, now whoa,
Try steal my rings, try steal my gold,
Don't want shot dead in my front yard,
Some loon with gun on my front grass,
I don't have gun no time to call,
I'll need to lock and load and roll.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And he's buying an AK four seven...