There's a guy insecure
His appearance is orange
And he's trying to stay in the White House
Just to stay there he knows
Once the polls are all closed
Through the courts he can get what he came for
Oh oh oh oh and he's trying to stay in the White House

All the suits start to fall
But he wants to be sure
'Cause you know the dems just keep on cheating
They believe him a crook
There's a history of things
All of the lies are so misgiving

Ooh, he makes a blunder
Ooh, he makes a blunder

There's a feeling he gets
When he talks to the press
He said, "I won, I'm not leaving"
In his thoughts he has seen
MAGA protesters scream
And a story of QAnon arrests in Philly

Ooh, he makes a blunder
Ooh, he really makes a blunder

And it's rumored that soon, Sidney Powell's new tune
We're going to overturn the election
And a new winner come
Other's faces frown
And the Trumpers will echo with laughter

If there's a bustle in the court room
Time they stepped down now
It's just a spring in his step from winning
Yes, there are two ways this can turn out
But in this last run
There' no time to change the side he's on
And he makes a blunder

His head it shaking and he won't go
He said he won't go
The blue wall's not falling to help him
Arizona, can you see his lead go
And did he know
His victory lies on faltering whims?

And more states certify their votes
They throw shadows on his soul
With him a lady we all know
Who spurns affection he wants to show
His attitude is still overtly bold
Add then he says "Dump Fox News"
The truth is told now on NewsMax
Now to make Joe Biden fall
This election will take its toll

And he's trying to stay in the White House