Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Calling Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"Calling Dr. Love"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"Calling Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Vic George

The Lyrics

You need my presents, baby, oh so bad.
You're not the only one I ever had.
And if I miss you on Christmas Eve,
Don't you know you'll be in misery?

They call me (Santa Claus),
They call me Santa Claus (calling Santa Claus),
I got the presents for you all (calling Santa Claus).

And even though I'm not quite thin,
In the end you'll let me in.
You'll let me through, there's nothing you can do.
You need my presents, don't you know it's true?

So if you please, put up your tree
And I'll swing by your house on Christmas Eve.
Don't worry so much about the kids;
Under the mistletoe I'll give you...a kiss.

So call me (Santa Claus),
Just call me Santa Claus (calling Santa Claus),
I got the presents for you all (calling Santa Claus).

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   14
 14
 14
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/kiss73.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 68