Ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Ha!
Do, do, do, do, do-do-do-o, do-o, do
Do, do, do, do, do-do-do
Do, do, do, do, do-do-do-o, do-o, do
Do, do, do, do, do-do-do

Tonight, I'm gonna leave it all to you
Cause those monsters will crush me and make me goo
Dude, it's fine, I will still gain enough XP
No jerk cause I made my dude
A serf to the trained party

I was made for buffin' you, buddy
You were made for crushin', please
And I don't wanna rush in there, buddy
My strength ain't enough, you see

It's fine, I know I didn't roll that high
And my magic is not like our wizard's kind
Can't let fly the lightnin' bolts, not what I do
I boost all your stats, you see
Your to-hit and damage too

I was made for buffin' you, buddy
You were made for crushin', please
If I did try to rush in there, buddy
I'd be turned to mush, you see
I was made for buffin' you, buddy
You were made for crushin', please
My Con score, up to snuff? Hell no, buddy
One small poke, I'll bust, you see

Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Orc heads, you'll bust, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
Since you're strong and tough, oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
I'll sit back and buff

Yeah
Ha!
Do, do, do, do, do-do-do, do-o, do
Do, do, do, do, do-do-do
Do, do, do, do, do-do-do, do-o, do
Do, do, do, do, do-do-do

I was made for buffin' you, buddy
You were made for crushin', please
You might also become pure goo, buddy
Don't demand more "nuts" from me

Oh-oh-oh, I won't stray
From the fray
I just can't bull-rush
No, I'd be stabbed and crushed

I was made for buffin' you, buddy
You were made for crushin', please
Deny my help and mush you'll be, buddy
But I'm not a monk, you see
I was made for buffin' you, buddy
You were made for crushin', please