So glad you’re home, honey
How did your day go?
Oh, you saw that cab outside?
Made a decision, I’ll clear your confusion
That taxi will soon be your ride
While I was cleaning, I couldn’t believe it
You didn’t want me to see
Too late, I found it…your J-Lo Collection
‘Neath THE trap door in your stud-y

You’ve got a sugar dish
From ‘The Wedding Planner’
And THIS sealed up in a jar…
Looks like a lock of hair
How did you receive it?
IS this mat from…her car?
It’s not star gazing, you’re off the wall crazing
With eighteen co-pies of ‘Gigli’
And since I found it…this J-Lo Collection
I HOPE you like cel-i-bacy!

Totally under her spell
Your ob-session’s thoroughly tragic!

Now it makes sense to me
Your surgery choices
You bought Marc An-thony’s face
Can’t be-lieve I found
All HER movie trailers
Our wedding vi-de-o erased
I’ve seen too much, I don’t plan to ignore it
You’ll soon hear from my att-orney
I hope it’s worth it…your J-Lo Collection
‘Cause BRO-ther, now you don’t have me

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