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Song Parodies -> "A Very Amazon Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Feliz Navidad"
Original Performer:
José Feliciano
Parody Song Title:
"A Very Amazon Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Day 12 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. Online shopping is much easier than going to the mall...but sometimes you need to be careful filling up your cart. (I also kinda cheated and only did two verses/two choruses of the song instead of three.) Original Song
Credit cards are done
Willpower is gone
I blame Amazon
I maxed out my cards for Christmas fun
Haven’t bought enough
Can’t wait ‘til it comes
You might think it’s dumb
But I’ll worry about my cards next month
I’m gonna buy all this stuff for Christmas
I don’t care how much it costs this Christmas
I’m gonna have so much debt this Christmas
All from filling up my cart
My Mastercards and my platinum Visas
Buy everything on my family’s wishlist
I’m gonna have so much debt this Christmas
All from filling up my cart
A brand new iPad
Golf clubs for my dad
It can’t be that bad
It’s so much easier than paying with cash
I don’t need this stuff
The kids have enough
But I’ll buy their love
Packages piling up on my doorstep
Thanks Amazon for this lovely Christmas
My credit cards took a hit this Christmas
I’m gonna have so much debt this Christmas
All from filling up my cart
Won’t worry ‘bout this ‘til after Christmas
Won’t let the cost prevent a good Christmas
I’m gonna have so much debt this Christmas
All from filling up my cart
Willpower is gone
I blame Amazon
I maxed out my cards for Christmas fun
Haven’t bought enough
Can’t wait ‘til it comes
You might think it’s dumb
But I’ll worry about my cards next month
I’m gonna buy all this stuff for Christmas
I don’t care how much it costs this Christmas
I’m gonna have so much debt this Christmas
All from filling up my cart
My Mastercards and my platinum Visas
Buy everything on my family’s wishlist
I’m gonna have so much debt this Christmas
All from filling up my cart
A brand new iPad
Golf clubs for my dad
It can’t be that bad
It’s so much easier than paying with cash
I don’t need this stuff
The kids have enough
But I’ll buy their love
Packages piling up on my doorstep
Thanks Amazon for this lovely Christmas
My credit cards took a hit this Christmas
I’m gonna have so much debt this Christmas
All from filling up my cart
Won’t worry ‘bout this ‘til after Christmas
Won’t let the cost prevent a good Christmas
I’m gonna have so much debt this Christmas
All from filling up my cart
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amazon... I mean, amazin' work!
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