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Song Parodies -> "Feng Shui taught by Vlad (the Impaler)"
Original Song Title:
"Feliz Navidad"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jose Feliciano
Parody Song Title:
"Feng Shui taught by Vlad (the Impaler)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Would make a stewardess scream like mad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Should feel quite homely to deadbeat dads
A ten foot wall in all six directions
A six foot fan in the coffin's section
A rubber stakes on the floor collection
And a thrombus coffee mill!
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
Is not affected by woking fads
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
Will never show up in kitchen ads
The dead white meat of a too slow waiter
Bloodworm Foo Yong from the under-cater
Frozen mosquitos as snacks for later
And an AB-Seltzer pill!
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Would make a stewardess scream like mad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Feng Shui taught by Vlad
Should feel quite homely to deadbeat dads
A ten foot wall in all six directions
A six foot fan in the coffin's section
A rubber stakes on the floor collection
And a thrombus coffee mill!
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
Is not affected by woking fads
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
The fridge back at Vlads
Will never show up in kitchen ads
The dead white meat of a too slow waiter
Bloodworm Foo Yong from the under-cater
Frozen mosquitos as snacks for later
And an AB-Seltzer pill!
© Peter Andersson.
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This parody is sick, twisted, and just plain wrong. It gets three fives.
Haven't hear TOS in a while, but stake, bleed, death anyway. Way to impale an original song. :)
Your point is well taken.
Thanx Johnny-sferato, Red bat and Count Pacholek! This one was bloody fun to write.
Vladelicious....
(SOTM) Reminds me of my "Green Liver" parody. I really like this, er, the parody not the food.
(SOTM) Hilarious. If only the OS had more words!
Vlad-tastic!
(SOTM) Terribly weird. I---uh...don't what to say about it.
(SOTM) (cue music to "Paint it Black") "I see a blah room and I want it done by Vlad!" Hee hee!
(SOTM) Ditto what Agrimorfee said.
(SOTM) I'll stake three 5's on this one.
(SOTM) See above.
(SOTM) just taking this OS on is impressive K1!! - nice job - always liked Jose - not that there's anything wrong with hose "B"
(SOTM) What Johnny D said.
Not many lyrics to work with, but you did well with what you had
(SOTM) You had me at the title! Vunderful! Ah, ah, ahhh!
Clever idea, not a lot to work with lyric-wise (as others have said) but well done all things considered.
(SOTM) I agree with the weirdness... I liked it though for what it's worth.
The randomness made me laugh out loud. Not in the LOL sense - in the literal sense. Sometimes I'm very relieved that I can't hear you dream.
(SOTM) Isn't it Fang Shoe? If you've no appetite for human food. Here's a few bloody 5's?
SOTM--I'll admit it...I wasn't sure that I'd dig it...but I dug it. Still giggling...nice work!
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