Gumline sho' got flayed today
I don't feel much like chewin'
Dentist gone and pried my gum by knife
I don't know what he's doin'

Well he tells me I'd better spit this slime
He can't hear what I'm sayin'
When I throw up I'm gonna blow his mind
Glad Blue Cross will be payin'

"(Well) how much does this cost?"
I cried "SH*T!"
"Next time be sure I've flossed?"
I'll try it!
(Well) He's been cleavin' gums his whole life
But I'm glad he's done with my-----gum-line!

Gumline gone away today
I don't feel much like munchin'
Surgeon gone and pried my gum by knife
I don't know what she's crunchin'

Tingling starts to make me wonder where
Novocaine I took is goin'
She says the end is near, hang in there
(But) she's got barbs she ain't showin' !

"Look how much blood you've lost!"
I cried "SH*T!"
"Drink one beer, you'll be sauced!"
I'll try it!
(Well) She's been cleavin' gums her whole life
And I'm glad she's done with my-----gum-line!

Gumline grow on back another day
I promise you I'll be flossin'
My whole life I'm gonna turn around
Junk food out I'll be tossin' !