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Song Parodies -> "Veteran"
Original Song Title:
"Let Her In"
Original Performer:
John Travolta
Parody Song Title:
"Veteran"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Fun tip for life: if you wanna try to pretend to be an ex-soldier for a discount, you're a dick!
Our prices are lame, hey-ee-he-ey
So I can get your ploy here a bit but your method? No way
Not a veteran, not a veteran, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not a veteran, huge lie
In Vietnam, sniped? Yeah, right
A look at your face and there isn't a trace of any age lines
Not a veteran, not a veteran, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not a veteran, huge lie, veteran? You lie
Never took a shot for anyone
Never made a shot on anyone
Call of Duty doesn't count, neither does NERF or paintball
I'm appalled
And I just wonder: why? Why?
So many types of scams that one can try, why the obvious lie?
Not a veteran, not a veteran, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not a veteran, huge lie
Not a veteran, not a veteran, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not a veteran, huge lie, veteran? You lie
Not a veteran, no
Not a veteran, huge lie, veteran? You lie
Not a veteran, no
Not a veteran, huge lie, veteran? You lie
So I can get your ploy here a bit but your method? No way
Not a veteran, not a veteran, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not a veteran, huge lie
In Vietnam, sniped? Yeah, right
A look at your face and there isn't a trace of any age lines
Not a veteran, not a veteran, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not a veteran, huge lie, veteran? You lie
Never took a shot for anyone
Never made a shot on anyone
Call of Duty doesn't count, neither does NERF or paintball
I'm appalled
And I just wonder: why? Why?
So many types of scams that one can try, why the obvious lie?
Not a veteran, not a veteran, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not a veteran, huge lie
Not a veteran, not a veteran, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not a veteran, huge lie, veteran? You lie
Not a veteran, no
Not a veteran, huge lie, veteran? You lie
Not a veteran, no
Not a veteran, huge lie, veteran? You lie
For those who associate "John Travolta" and "music" with "Grease" and "Saturday Night Fever", I bet you'll be surprised how boring this song is, as well as how much of a Billy Joel knock-off it sounds like.
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reminds me of a "King of Queens" episode... 5s
My respect to all veterans. My both grandfathers fought in the WWII.
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