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Song Parodies -> "Love May Not Have Hair"
Original Song Title:
"Love is in the Air"
Original Performer:
John Paul Young
Parody Song Title:
"Love May Not Have Hair"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
this is my I still believe in love song-boy I'm a dreamer
Love may not have hair
It may be chubby and round
Love may not have hair
But it's wonderful if found
And I know I'm the world's biggest sucker
But it don't have to do with his size
It's the warmth and the caring and sharing
And I hope that it shines in his eyes
Love may not have hair
But it's taller than the trees
Love may not have hair
And it may have worn-out knees
And I know that I've done lots of dreaming
And I know that it's often a game
But it's something I wanna believe in
If it ever should call out my name
Chorus:
Love may not have hair
Love may not have hair
oh oh oh
oh oh oh
Love may not have hair
Just a bald spot in the sun
Love may not have hair
But he loves me and he's fun
And his stomach may be a protrusion
But he's honest and witty and true
And he's someone that I can confide in
When I'm lonely and bitter and blue
Love may not have hair
It may be chubby and round
Love may not have hair
But it's wonderful if found
It's the warmth and the caring and sharing
And I hope that it shines in his eyes
Repeat Chorus
It may be chubby and round
Love may not have hair
But it's wonderful if found
And I know I'm the world's biggest sucker
But it don't have to do with his size
It's the warmth and the caring and sharing
And I hope that it shines in his eyes
Love may not have hair
But it's taller than the trees
Love may not have hair
And it may have worn-out knees
And I know that I've done lots of dreaming
And I know that it's often a game
But it's something I wanna believe in
If it ever should call out my name
Chorus:
Love may not have hair
Love may not have hair
oh oh oh
oh oh oh
Love may not have hair
Just a bald spot in the sun
Love may not have hair
But he loves me and he's fun
And his stomach may be a protrusion
But he's honest and witty and true
And he's someone that I can confide in
When I'm lonely and bitter and blue
Love may not have hair
It may be chubby and round
Love may not have hair
But it's wonderful if found
It's the warmth and the caring and sharing
And I hope that it shines in his eyes
Repeat Chorus
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That was lovely Royce! :-)
Merry-well thanks-one of those that's understood by none and appreciated by few; the kind I like
This was really good. Not necessarily a roll on the floor funny song, just a really well written, dare I say "deep" song.
It WAS lovely, and your sentiments are so true Royce
So does Malcolm know you wrote a song about him? ; ) Nice job
Claude-very funny--it's just about love not being about looks, that's all.
I don't usually like sweet songs, but this is exceptional enough to be one of those rare exceptions. :) Nice job.
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