Song Parodies -> "I've Got The F***in' Pneumonia And The Ooey-Gooey Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu"

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Original Performer:

"I've Got The F***in' Pneumonia And The Ooey-Gooey Flu"

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The Lyrics

being sick blows! and it makes YOU blow... your nose!

well I'm afraid there's been a flu outbreak
I woke up sweating and my joints all ache
oh man this has got me singin' the blues
I've Got The F***in' Pneumonia And The Ooey-Gooey Flu

want some medicine and that ain't all
could also use about 5 pounds cough drops
and I'm sniffin' sure could use some tissue
I've Got The F***in' Pneumonia And The Ooey-Gooey Flu

wanna sneeze but my throat's way too sore
my nose be runnin' I can't take no more
oh man I could go for some chicken soup
I've Got The F***in' Pneumonia And The Ooey-Gooey Flu

I wanna sneeze now but my throat's too sore
my nose be runnin' I can't take no more
oh man I've no more cough drops nor tissue
I've Got The F***in' Pneumonia And The Ooey-Gooey Flu

vomit's comin' feels like I'm gonna blow
the way I'm heavin' gonna need some Pepto
Johnny Rivers has a song I can use
I'm spoofin' "Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu"

thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - February 12, 2016 - Report this comment

Really enjoyed this from bed-555 tissues!

? - February 12, 2016 - Report this comment

I loved this!555

Jonathan - February 12, 2016 - Report this comment

^ Thanks Fellas!

Callmelennie - February 12, 2016 - Report this comment

Did you really have pneumonia, Jonathan, or did you need to say that to keep pace with the OS?

Rob Arndt - February 13, 2016 - Report this comment

Non, keep 'em coming ;-)

Rob Arndt - February 13, 2016 - Report this comment

*Jon... been watching "Superman 2!!!"

Nonathan - February 13, 2016 - Report this comment

CML - nah I've been fortunate enough so far that I don't think I've ever dealt with pneumonia although I hear it's a killer infinitely worse than the flu and I have had plenty of terrible flu viruses in my time to a point where it felt like I was dying!
Rob - Thanks Man! there are more parodies on the way so keep your eyes peeled! (although not literally that'd hurt like #3!!)

Rob Arndt - February 13, 2016 - Report this comment

Likewise Jon, I have more Hall & Oates parodies and am working on a Coca-Cola song parody. Btw, bought some Diet Pepsi over my normal Diet Coke with aspertame because Walmart had a sale! I thought to myself, "Jon would be proud!"

Jonathan - February 14, 2016 - Report this comment

Rob try the Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi sometime if your Walmart's got it! it's delicious!

Rob Arndt - February 14, 2016 - Report this comment

Will do, Jon! Our temps here in Sacramento are unusually high almost to 70o F in February. Lots of soda sales. Tried Dryer's snickerdoodle custard. OK but not great...

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