There's a man who played ball for the Lakers,
This girl said he mistreated her's a faker.
She played him for high stakes,
But that's the chance she takes,
Squad's so glad judge give him back tomorrow.

Semen stained her pants, semen stained her pants.
She should have used a rubber, no cakin' would stay or stain.

Take care your booty traces they may find,
That booty trace implied a drilled behind.
The judge denied a stay,
And then Kobe walked away.
Odds are he won't give a cent in escrow.

Semen stained her pants, semen stained her pants.
She should have used a rubber, no cakin' would stay or stain.

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Semen stained her pants, semen stained her pants.
She should have used a rubber, no cakin' would stay or stain.

Ruling on a prima facie * one day,
And then wavin' on for-ci-ble entry next day.
So did he get his dong pink slipped,
'Fore kissing abrasive lips?
Odds are he'll be gettin' some tomorrow.

Semen stained her pants, semen stained her pants.
She should have used a rubber, no cakin' would stay or stain.

Semen stained her pants...