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Song Parodies -> "Kasara's Fat Chick Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Folsom Prison Blues"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Kasara's Fat Chick Blues"
Parody Written by:
Shane Frederick
The Lyrics
Lord Bless Johnny Cash. This song and the next I write are for him.
I hear Kasara coming she waddling around the bend,
People behind ain't seen the sunshine in they don't know when
Kasara's too busy eating, and her thighs keep dragging on
But her fat rolls keep a flopping her butt keeps flabbing on
When she was just a baby her momma told her girl
Be a pretty girl don't ever block the sun
But she squashed Rick Trevino
To prevent a crappy song
When we hear the farting, she lifts her leg and they die
I bet theirs skinny girls banging in the backseats of their cars,
I had to settle for Dustin and his one-inch flat cigar,
I knew I felt him coming, I know it must be me
But those girls keep screwing and that's what pis*** me
Well if I lost 300 and that huge c*** was mine
I bet that I could chase him a little farther down the line
But you can watch me eating, that's what I love to dine
I'd let that liposuction suck all my fat away
People behind ain't seen the sunshine in they don't know when
Kasara's too busy eating, and her thighs keep dragging on
But her fat rolls keep a flopping her butt keeps flabbing on
When she was just a baby her momma told her girl
Be a pretty girl don't ever block the sun
But she squashed Rick Trevino
To prevent a crappy song
When we hear the farting, she lifts her leg and they die
I bet theirs skinny girls banging in the backseats of their cars,
I had to settle for Dustin and his one-inch flat cigar,
I knew I felt him coming, I know it must be me
But those girls keep screwing and that's what pis*** me
Well if I lost 300 and that huge c*** was mine
I bet that I could chase him a little farther down the line
But you can watch me eating, that's what I love to dine
I'd let that liposuction suck all my fat away
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