President is talkin' about
Baghdad 'n' bad lads 'n' bad hands 'n' Baathists 'n' balkanin' bad land 'n'
This schism, that schism.
All the "al"s: Sadr 'n' Maliki, Anbar 'n' Gore 'n'. . .huh?! Going for an Oscar, got lots of gray matter.
(Got lost oaf, Mad Hatter.)
Enemy entities, enmity, empathy then he pleads. (Ennui, end this, please.)
Says we gotta go.
All he is saying is give surge a chance,
All he is braying, let's splurge on this chance.

President is talkin' about
Ministers, sinisters.
(List'nin', sir, mission, sir?)
Brigades 'n' frigates 'n' fighters 'n' Strykers
'n' why-die? bye-byes.
All he is saying is give surge a chance,
All he is braying is urging this chance.

Let Snow tell ya now:
President is talkin' about
Revolution, devolution, his solution: send the troops in,
Altercation, integration, vindication.
(Liberation? Masturbation United nation? Hallucination.)
All he is saying is give surge a chance.
String-dancin', takin' Dick's demiurge* stance.
Treasury's draining; they're a scourge, these plans.

OK. Let's stay the course.
President is talkin' about
Jackoffs, bozos: Dickie Cheney, Rove, Hadley, Tony Snowjob, Wolfowitz,
Tommy, Scooter (Judy's jailer; did he nail 'er?), Neoconjob, harpy, "Christian." Hapless crim'nals, hat's-nest cripples.
As kids are saying "Big fibs burn your pants.
From tapped wire hanging, they're burning, your pants."


*personification of evil in Gnosticism