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Song Parodies -> "A Maggot"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"A Maggot"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

a maggot's life is heaven
they eat you when you die
your shell...gets porous
from babies of the fly
a maggot gnaws dead people
biting on decay

a maggot's diet's sundry
it has the knack to chew
something that's killed, they die for
they'll soon be digging through
a maggot loves dead people
there's no..."rest in peace"

you-oo-oo-oo...
you may think this is creepy
but you'll rot, like everyone
they loll all day on corpses
and i'm sure...they feel its fun

a maggot has obsessions
they'll plunder when they can
they need to feed their hunger
their favorite food is man
a maggot dines on people
sharing with the herd

you-oo-oo...
you may think this is creepy
but you'll rot, like everyone
they loll all day on corpses
and i'm sure...they feel its fun

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Matthias - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Alvin you have an over active A Maggot Nation.

Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

When I finish being nauseous, you can have triple nickel.....

Agrimorfee - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

File under "MY GOD HOW COULD HE, BUT HE DID IT". 555

alvin rhodes - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks matthias kristof and agrimorfee....glad to have disturbed everyone...

AFW - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Gee, thanks, Alvin..you've given me something to look forward to..

Paul Robinson - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, alvin, this was...maggot-nificent! And it gives me more hope for Peace in the future, too...although a slightly different type than Lennon was talking about. 5's ~ ~ ~

Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice job, Alvin! Made me hungry though! 555

Leo Jay - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent.

alvin rhodes - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks AFW paul rick and leo

Arwen - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Totally gave me the creepy crawlies...but totally good, anyway, Mr. Rhodes...=) 5s!

Tim Hall - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

This is a great tribute to a valuable part of our ecosystem

Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

You gave me an idea, heh heh heh!

alvin rhodes - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks arwen tim and johnny..always glad to inspire

Alex Morris - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

And here I thought it was going to be about Farmer Maggot. 555

Red Ant - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Well done Alvin. Flys.

PMS - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

555s for the six feet under song.

Phil Alexander - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey, Alvin - what's eatin' ya?

Dee Range - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Great rhyming wityh the OS, alvin...a masterpiece. Bravo!!!

Michael Pacholek - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Sorry, Alvin, this one just won't fly. Just kidding. George Clinton (author of "Maggot Brain") will also like it.

Steven Cavanagh - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

OK that's it, you little suckers. In my will I'm gonna demand my body be left lying around for a few weeks, THEN cremated. You hear that, you squirming little buggers? FLAMING DEATH!

Stuart McArthur - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

oh "their favorite food is man" is it - and we go well with a nice chianti I believe - just what I needed to imagine, alvin - 555

alvin rhodes - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks alex red ant PMS phil dee michael steven and stuart...may you all be maggot-free for many many years

Dominic L. - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job! 555

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