Song Parodies -> "Happy Christians (WW3 has begun)"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Christmas (War Is Over)"

Original Performer:

"Happy Christians (WW3 has begun)"

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The Lyrics

So we are Christians
And look what we've done
Another dead Muslim
And a new just got hung
And so we are Christians
Killing is fun
The Iraqis and Afghanistan's
Dead stupid Muslims

We are very bloody Christians
And happily we kill all year
Lets kill ole Osamma
Is it he that we fear?

And so this is killing
Kill the weak and the strong
Kill the rich and the poor one's
Iraq will only last so long
We are such happy Christians
Killing for oil is so right
Killing the insurgents
Let keep up this fight

{Refrain}
And so this is killing
Kill the weak and the strong
Kill the rich and the poor one's
Iraq will only last so long
We are such happy Christians
Killing for oil is so right
Killing the insurgents
Lets keep up this fight

{Refrain}

WW3 is starting if you want it
WW3 is starting now

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Royce Miller - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Now why don't you write one about the Syrian insurgents in Lebanon?

Joe Melchionne - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for dropping in Royce! I have been away for so long.... It was that parody of Money for nothing (posted yesterday) that brought me back, so Kudos to the writer of that one. Yeah there aint much funny about this one, but perhaps the irony makes up for the lack of funny. John was such a dreamer and sometimes i think he was using idealism to backdrop the cynical. But it is nice to get comments and ratings from the Great Royce Miller of Amiright fame... so thanks again... joemelch@gmail.com

Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

The sad part is there are some people who actually believe what you wrote in jest. You DID write it in jest, didn't you?

Joe Melchionne - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, Michael, I find it amusing that people are so quick to kill in the name of religion. I some times think that we dont need a reason to kill at all, what if killing is an instinct that has been bred into us by natural selection. sure we can hope that our institutions lead us to some sort of social order and justice and rise us up above our baser natures, or we can hope that free will will allow us to choose the right path and seek peacefull resolutions to our problems and differances, or we can hope for a messiah to lead us out of the dessert of chaos, (but if you study the past we dont do so well with that solution either) So I guess I was jesting,,, I think...

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