Song Parodies -> "Instant Kamala!"

Original Song Title:

"Instant Karma!"

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Original Performer:

"Instant Kamala!"

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The Lyrics

Instant Kamala's gonna get you
Going to bop you on the head
That lady's gonna be your darling
She's sure to take away your Red

What in the world were you thinking of,
Siding with those jerks that shove?
Now it's time for something new
Yeah, really knew, yeah, new

Instant Kamala's gonna win you
Going to beam you right in the face
She'll help you get yourself together
Help you get some humane grace

How in the world could you see,
Hanging with those magaT freaks?
Now Kamala will take you far
Make you all stars, little bright stars

She 'n Walz shine on
They're a boon, they're a charm
They are fun
She 'n Walz shine on
Dark they doom, they are stars
They are suns
Right you were, Left now

Instant Kamala's gonna tit you
Gonna tit you off your seat
Make you recognize your mothers
All the gals you meet

And those who are trans or queer,
Shouldn't have to live with shame and fear
All people can't be squares
There will be strange pairs
She'll say treat all fair

She 'n Walz shine on
They're a boon, they're a charm
They are fun
She 'n Walz shine on
They're very fun
Ton of fun, yeah

She 'n Walz shine on
They're a boon, they're a charm
They are fun
She 'n Walz shine on
Dark they doom, they are stars
They are suns

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Libby - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment

Proving absolutely nothing.

eeL deaL - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment

Thanks for your comments. It’s appreciated

Zen Adam B. - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment

Congrads, Madam President Elect! Only 12 days until she defeats the Fascist!

Kamala Fan - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment

Harris is a very American sounding name, much more so than Obama who was a two term president. It's easy to visualize her winning, especially considering that polls show her up with women by double digits while she trails with men by only a few points. Agent Orange won white women against Clinton & Biden but now Harris has narrowed that gap substantially in the post-Roe era.

eh - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment

If we're supposed to believe what both sides tell us, they're both fascists. Who knows anymore. Just because one is with a party you like more doesn't mean they'd be a better leader

Harris Son - November 03, 2024 - Report this comment

Interesting that President Harrison forced Grover Cleveland to win non-consecutive terms, while vice president Harris is trying to keep 45 from winning non-consecutive terms.

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