Song Parodies -> "Sunburn on My Shoulders"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine on My Shoulders"

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Original Performer:

"Sunburn on My Shoulders"

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The Lyrics

This parody makes light of a personal experience: Going swimming and getting a sunburn afterwards. Mine hurts like crazy when I try to reach for things, and when I get in and out of bed. Ouch. DKTOS?

Sunburn... on my shoulderrrrrs... makes me grumpyyyyy
Sunscreen..... in my eyyyyyes... can make me cryyyyy
Sunshine.... on the wateeeeerrrr.... looks so lovelyyyyyyy
Sunburn... on my back maaaaaakes.... me ask whyyyyyyy

(Lifeguard-yelling-unintelligibly-into-his-loudspeaker solo)

"If Iiiiii... had some Raaaiiiiiiid... that I could give youuuuu..."
I'd give to you a braaaain... Raid is for buuuugs [morooooon!]
"Wish I... had some Cop... pertone to put on youuuuuu
I'd make sure thaaaaat... you didn't feeeeeel... this wayyyyy"

Thank youuuuu,... mister strangeeeeeerrr,... feel so crappyyyyyy
Tryiiiing... to reach thiiiings... will make me cryyyyyy...

[Coughing from holding that same note for so long.]

Sunscreen... on my bodyyy... would be lovelyyyyy
Sunscreeeeen.... almost alwaaaaayyys... makes me hiiiiigh (Don't ask me why)

"Have yooouuuu... been... arresteeeeed.... by the poliiiiiice?"
They saw me hiiiiigh... Myyyyyy name's Liiiindsay Lohaaaaann
"You can't... be a giiiirrrl... because you [censored for your protection, but you probably know the next three words]
I'll prove to you, thaaaat, misteeeeer, you're a maaaaan"

Sunburn... on my shoulderrrrrs... makes me grumpyyyyy
Sunscreen..... in my eyyyyyes... can make me cryyyyy
Sunshine.... on the wateeeeerrrr.... looks so loooooovelyyyyyyy
Sunscreen... always makes meeeee... act so hiiiiigh
Sunscren... always makes meeeee act... so hiiiiigh
Sunscreeeeen is illegaaaaaal

(Man passes out from being sunburned and from losing his mind because of the heat.)

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Matthias - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Didn't understand the part about Lohan, not because I don't know about her, but because it seemed randomly placed within this song about being burned by the sun

Tim Hall - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment

SPF 5-5-5

Jonathan - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment

I feel for ya bro! I had a bad sunburn on MY shoulders a few months back 5's!

Peregrin - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Good one! Ironic, the album cover that appears at the top, under the circs :)

Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment

On a number of occasions, I have felt your pain. There is one advantage: If someone ticks you off, you can yell, "You wanna piece of me?" And then you can peel a piece right off. They'll either ran away from it being so gross, or they'll laugh and the tension will be gone.

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