You fill up your schedule
Like a sailor on furlough
Like a runaway train wreck
Like a moth to the flame

Like a mare in the quagmire
Like a headless young chicken
You fill up your nostrils
With bags of cocaine

Come LiLo start new
And begin your life anew
Maybe buy into rehab
And then build up your chips

Keep your chin up and stay true
May you always feel brand new
Oh! LiLo may you
Get over this blip

(instrumental)

You’re more than a princess
With your knights and your fortress
Like a castle in Scotland
Like estates of Sir Sting [a-lot]

Like a tower of power
With a verdant green hillside
Go rally defenses
God save you my Queen