You screwed up my order,
About eight or nine times.
You seemed to ignore me.
Then you gave me lip.
Left me waiting forever,
Just for my appetizer.
You treated me badly.
And you want a tip?

Wanted my steak rare,
But it came to me well done.
When I asked for some Pepsi,
You gave me 7-Up.
When I asked for some steak sauce,
You just scoffed and walked by me.
Tried to complain but,
You said, "Hey, shut up!"

(Humming)
Oh, my rare steak came well done.
No soda or A1, just a "Hey, shut up!"

The food here was quite nice,
But, lady, you were not.
I came in feeling good, but
Now I don't feel so swell.
Well, I've got to be leaving,
But, there's one thing I must say.
So long, lousy waitress.
I'l see you in hell.