Litlte ditty, 'bout Merry and Pip
Theyve been sending our minds, on one crazy trip
Merry's gonna leave us confused
And Pip sure ain't helping, that much is true

Clues left in psotings, that we all see
The truth is creeping out
And that's what we need
Billy says, "I'll figure this out
Before they tell me"
The answer is out there
We'll know what they'll be
And posters say

Oh yeah, search is on
Long after Billy's mind ends up gone
Oh yeah, the search is on
Long after Billy's mind ends up gone, search stays on

Malcolm wonders, about their true gender
Who knows, if the answer will show.
"Well, ya know Pip, we could tell 'em we're Martians"
And then watch as they're heads all explode
And posters say

Oh yeah, search is on
Long after Malcolm's mind ends up gone
Oh yeah, the search is on
Long after Malcolm's mind ends up gone, search stays on

Is there a light
Ending this road
It's getting crazy, truth be told
So just tell us, give it a whirl
Boys will be boys
Girls will be girls

Little ditty 'bout Merry and Pip
Someone needs to end, this crazy old trip