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Song Parodies -> "Son of a Son of a Plumber"
Original Song Title:
"Son of a Son of a Sailor"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffett
Parody Song Title:
"Son of a Son of a Plumber"
Parody Written by:
Pirate_45
The Lyrics
Used to work with this old guy and his son who were plumbers, and just thought this was cute.
As a son of a son of a plumber.
I've been repairing these toilets all summer.
Plungers and floats, and schematic notes,
And the odors becoming a bummer.
As a mender of pipe and a stopper of leaks
Hell I've fixed about 2 million commodes.
Don't throw away that thing, you just need a wax ring
Don't lite that match or we might explode!
Son of a son, son of a son,
Son of a son of a plumber
I'm number one, I know which way refuse runs,
And when I'm done I might just buy me a Hummer.
Now if you're in a mess, and you're having some guests
You might just want to go and give me a call.
For just one small fee, I'll fix your toilet you see
And you wont be afraid to open the stall.
Cause I'm just a son of a son, son of a son,
Son of a son of a plumber
I'm number one, I know which way refuse runs,
And when I'm done I might just buy me a Hummer.
I've been repairing these toilets all summer.
Plungers and floats, and schematic notes,
And the odors becoming a bummer.
As a mender of pipe and a stopper of leaks
Hell I've fixed about 2 million commodes.
Don't throw away that thing, you just need a wax ring
Don't lite that match or we might explode!
Son of a son, son of a son,
Son of a son of a plumber
I'm number one, I know which way refuse runs,
And when I'm done I might just buy me a Hummer.
Now if you're in a mess, and you're having some guests
You might just want to go and give me a call.
For just one small fee, I'll fix your toilet you see
And you wont be afraid to open the stall.
Cause I'm just a son of a son, son of a son,
Son of a son of a plumber
I'm number one, I know which way refuse runs,
And when I'm done I might just buy me a Hummer.
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Love the explode and the Hummer lines.
I'm not terribly familiar with the OS, but your lyrics are well done.
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